Worst Jokes of All Time
"I thought you could sink no lower"
"Pun is fun when it is intended"
Harry PUTTER! LOLZ!
Harry Butter Double LoLz!
This picture is good! What a joker!
"That picture blows"
-Buddy McMullen
"The Creator should be shot several times"
-Buddy DicDullen
Boy: Hey!  I just got back from the Lost & Found
Girl: Did you find what you were looking for?
Boy:  I wasnt looking for anything
Knock, Kock
Who's There?
Im Deaf
Im Deaf who?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bite me! LOL
The blind man never saw it coming...
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Andy
Andy who?
Andy bite me again. LOL
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yosimte
Yosimte who?
Hi again its me
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Socks
Socks who?
Take off your socks and come outside
Whats a mummy's favorite music?
I dont know get off my lawn
"I dont speak English"
"Whats a parent"
-IAn BigBee
What's a rack?
It's a country, now shovel that crap!
What is used for transportation under the sea?
An octabus. Now get that toe out of your mouth!
A dog mischanges his master....
Boy: Waiter, Waiter theres a fly in my soup! 
Waiter: I know I put it there
Boy: Could you take it out?
Waiter Could you shut-up and stick my toes in your mouth?
Woman:  Please could save my baby?!?
Man:  How about you kiss my round hairy ass?  Im not telling you to save my baby am I?  Geesh
Man 1:  Your window is all dirty!
Man 2: Thats a door dumbass!
Woman:  That dress make you look fat
Woman 2: Those 5 chins make you look fat!
Man:  What have we got here?(rubs belly like pregent)
Woman:  My big fat stomach!
Man:  Your dogs dead
Man 2:  Thats not a dog thats my tupee
Woman 1:  How do like my perfume?
Woman 2:  It smells like shit
woman 1:  I know I like it too
Man:  I got the firewood
Pirate:  Where's me wooden leg arragh!
Man:  Did you hear of the guy who hung himself?
Man2: Yea
Man: ok, bye
Kid:  Di you hear that joke about the farmer?
Hooker: Yea
Kid: Well I guess i dont need to repeat it!
Hey kids! Storytime!
Once upon time there was a place where it never rained,   THE END!
Man:  How do you play cricket?
Man: WTF is cricket?
Man:  I dont want to play it anymore.
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