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| You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. -- Navajo Proverb Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. -- George Burns Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -- Albert Einstein I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. -- Dorothy Parker What a heavy oar the pen is, and what a strong current ideas are to row in! -- Gustave Flaubert The soul is the voice of the body's interests. -- George Santayana The crisis of yesterday is the joke of tomorrow. -- H.G. Wells To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. -- Karen Sunde Earth laughs in flowers. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson To revolt or to adapt oneself; there is no other choice in life. -- Gustave Le Bon There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. -- Edmund Burke A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower It often shows an excellent command of language to say nothing. -- Karol Newlin When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -- Rita Rudner Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs. -- Alfred Hitchcock Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift' ... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.' -- Alexi Sayle Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. -- Emo Phillips When humor is meant to be taken seriously, it's no joke. -- Lionel Strachey He that loseth his honesty hath nothing else to lose. -- John Lyly A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. -- Samuel Goldwyn Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts. -- Charles Dickens |
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