Will is the King of Cunnilingis(pronounced Coon-Uh-Lean-Gus).  He reigns supreme at Chowan college as the greatest football player to grace the field.  He's a really nice guy and funny as shit when he is drunk. Loves the finer things in life, such as Natty Light, Magnums, and other high class brew. I wish Tara could have met him when we were in Va, she would have liked him as much as I do.  Anybody that can kill flys with one quick karate chop,and eat moths, has not only has my respect, but my love.