Mark is one big basketball playing, heavy metal loving pimp.  Virginia Tech is his stomping ground where he pimps hoes and preaches to the lost.  He is one of the most sarcastic people I know, but not like asshole sarcasm, but funny sarcasm.  He is also my drinking protege. Seems he is usually at his most intoxicated level when I am around. But its all good. And let me tell ya, when he has his buzz on, he can eat more than anyone. EVER.