The Way It Should Be...
The Way it Should Be
A random look in the mind of Tanzi
A sandwich should always contain: Ham, Swiss Cheese, Red Onion, Tomato, and Honey Mustard. Anything else chugs
The color black, if not by itself, should always be accompanied with the color red
The color red is awesome... period
Lamborghini's are Yellow
Ferrari's are Red
Porsche's are Silver
Mercedes' are Black
Maserati's are Blue
Pasta will contain an onion and tomato sauce.
Pizza will contain Sausage, (good Italian sausage not that American bullshit) Cheese, Onion, and Tomato (optional)
Beer will never be "Light" so stop trying
Cheese has to have a strong smell/taste, anything else is for pussies (American Cheese)
George Carlin should have his own all day talk-radio show
Bombs should be dropped on the mecca whenever they have that stupid pilgrimage (2,000,000 in one hit... what a treat)
Iraq should no longer be contained on any world maps... rather a nice big lake would have been appropriate
Religion should be kept to thyself and public worshipers should be prosecuted
Communism is a joke and it will never work... so abolish it already
Capital Punishment should be on TV... ALL THE TIME!
They have to make a Family guy Channel... NON-STOP laughter!
Steak has to be RARE... If I don't see a puddle of blood, I'm gonna be pissed
Burgers: 2/3 to 1 lb. Swiss cheese, bacon, onions, tomato, and honey mustard (medium rare to medium)
Whether something is a sport or not should be measured by injury... (Golf is not a fucking sport, it is a hobby)
Women should not be allowed to purchase Harley's, unless they can prove that they are man-hating dikes.
If you have to do something illegal, do it right (put pretty labels on copied stuff... please)
The speed limit should be 75 (in school zones during school hours) 150+ everywhere else
Being pulled over by a cop should be optional
Capital punishment should be hardcore... none of this needle in the arm bullshit. I suggest smothering some guy in gravy then locking him in a room with a wolverine that's high on angel dust. (agreeing with George Carlin)
Seniors that do homework are total morons, no matter how badly they want to get exempt
If you get drunk off of beer there are potentially three things wrong with you:
1. you are really really thirsty
2. you have no alcohol tolerance, at all and
3. you are a total jackoff and need to be shot in order to better society
Italy has qualities that need to be kept (culture, language, architecture, food, and soccer) everything else should be done away with... permanently (communists, yuppy cock-suckers, pro-life assholes, Albanians, and Muslims)
The government should impliment a "just penance" law in the government (if you rape someone... there goes your dick)
Friends are the shit... girls are "meh," but girlfriends are sacred
If you post a picture of yourself naked on the internet you are a slut-whore... that's just the way it is.
Candy should be sweet, sometimes sour, but never bitter
Starbucks is NOT THAT GOOD! It's not worth like 20 bucks, or even 5 for that matter.
"god" should reveal itself, there would be a shitload less doubt if that were the case.
Fundamentalists of any denomination are fucked up and should be considered dangerous.(yes, even Buddhist fundamentalists)
Tigers are dangerous too
Any music that doesn't contain bass should not be played... ever
Have you noticed that when teams get somewhat decent, everyone is a "fan" all of a sudden... everyone seems to know the stats... I hate bandwagonners... fucking douches
If you have more than 1 on very rare occasions 2 AIM names, you need to die... society does not need shitheads like you.
Poor people are poor, and it's not my fault. And there is nothing that I want to do about it. Why should I inconvenience myself for anybody, much less for someone I don't know.
John Cusack is the ultimate movie star... he is the best actor... period.
You should never go out with your friend's ex-girlfriend... unless she's really hot.
What is with these idiots and getting engaged in highschool? I hope they realize someday that they are probably going to go to school 943,789,857 miles away... not to mention the fact that college changes people... *evil grin*
If you get drunk more that 16 times a month, you are an alcoholic.
Red wine kicks the shit out of white wine.
Nothing should contain cinnamon
Spicy food sucks... the only reason that food is spicy is because it would have tasted like shit otherwise, so the taste has to be muffled by the spicy-ness. (Indian food, Mexican food, etc.) These countries have shitty food, so they spice it up. (you don't see Italians and Frenchies jacking their food with spice... they don't need to)
Video games strengthen the response times in the brain, thus helping: focus, balance, awareness, and coordination. (video games equal good)
The internet is also good
If you look at a person's buddy info more than twice during a conversation, you need to be revoked of AIM priviledges (get a life... freak)
Buddy icons should be funny, amusing, or interesting... if they aren't, I hate you for you have brought boredom upon my soul