| You Know You're A Red Shite If... |
| A three course meal is 2 Mars Bars and a can of lager! You think that Dom Perignon plays in your reserves! The value of your car goes up and down depending upon how much petrol is in your tank! Your family tree goes in a straight line! Your dad walks you to school, then starts hanging around! Your parents met through an advert on a postcard in the side window of an Indian newsagents! You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy! You can tell your age by the number of rings around the bath tub! You go to a family reunion to look for a date! Your number plate is personalised because your Dad made it in prison! Your brother-in-law is also your uncle, your cousin and your step-brother! The Samaritans put the phone down on you! |