| Sitting in a bar in a suburb of Brussels last night hoping for a Bolton win - some sad red shite knob-end started talking to me, wrongly assuming from my accent that I was a shite! Eventually to his bewilderment I put him straight, "Listen mate, I fucking hate the red shite!" Not to be put off he continued to talk bollocks at my face, culminating in the question, "Why is Ziege not playing?" (Zeige had been transfered by Liverpool to Tottenham weeks earlier and had already played several games for Spurs!) Stupid red nosed bastard! Needless to say, he made a sharp exit after Sandra's party piece! |