jen: BOTCH! Jen I broke the chair, lets get outta here. �"WE are at yorktown" "no we are at rice lake BUT THE SIGN SAYS RICE LAKE" "it could still, be yorktown!" Sitrus milk....so disgusting but so delicous! Ewww, jen, she's sucking on the floor! Toliet....flushhh! Taylor....AHHHHH! She goes crazy. "Ashy remind me of my uncle", "really? Does your uncle look like him?" "no." "than he's not your uncle" ROAR! JEN, I'M DYEING! The cookies. Watching the movie, he lights a match "AHHHHH!" Jen has butt acne! I am crabbing up! "I am making my face look like two face!" "really? that's cool! I will too!" outside jokes. "Jen, he's humping the couch!" "The couch?" "Add me on the countdown!" "No, I don't know your birfday!" "It's augest 16th you foofhead!" "Haha! I just called you a foofhead!" "jen shut up" "no!" "yeah well, life sucks get a homework!" "lol!" "lol that was totally by accident!" "Jen you're drinking my hyperizer!!!! Give it back!!! It's my hyperizer!!!" Jen drinks the whole can. "jen drank my hyperizer! boo hoo!" Jen goes, "oh no! the cameras are on!!!! I hope they don't see us! HIDE YOUR FACE!!!" and I go, "OH NO!!! HIDE YOUR EARLOBE!" I'm adiosing!! SNORK!! Be reversible!! I'm high on brail! SMART POP!!! put a cork in it! dirt devil, it's a butt messager. jen's a poledancer and she has the pole built into her wheelchair! motel lobby...this is my butt! I have my own species! It is SKITSOPHRENICYOUDITZ! I go "AHHH! My shoe is falling off!" Jen goes "well, that's what you get for wearing sunglasses!!" gaybo. jen has crap, and I have shit! and that doesn't mean a thing! Jen has to winkle! I am amazed that i can have a sense of humor even when the world is crumbling beneath our feet! How so? Someday everything will be made of plastic! My name is what? My name is who? my name is chicka chicka slurrrrrp! Chicka chicka blubber blubber! What's your name? Who's your daddy? THAT'S HOW IT GOES! OKay, now it's time for my milk. Well wat do ya know? Now it's time for my water! Hi, my name is Mr. Bocks! The things i do for this world. Like eating wild cherry. They're siamese twins! This one is life and this one is sover. Dut duadda dudda du dudda duddda dudda HELL YA! We're SURFING! Bop your head! Jen resembles a frog and a teletubby! These two men are pregent. And 'why' you ask. Because marojuana in pairs our judgement. Truth behind the curtains. foody. Sissy bottoms! How many coversations do we have with 'butt' in it?! Put it on a plate!! Put it on a plate! That's not a plate!! The book in your crack! Zuggrat of ur iraq!!!!! jen goes "something smells!" "its probably your raq" craters!! spanish inside jokes! hokes and jokes and spokes and mokes and cokes and folks and mountain dokes! my goldfish are people!!!!!!!!!!!! perverted purplefish!!!! jen before you go potty, always check to make sure that the flusher works. jen goes "i gotta go potty!" than 5 sec. later in the potty room you hear her go "WHOA!!!" CHARLIES ANGELS! get help *kick* i feel like toast, really no you dont. jen puts the tea pot on my had and starts hyserically cracking up i go as calmly as possible 'jen i know its on my head' and she goes in-between violent laughs "i...giggle giggle...laugh laugh...didnt....hahaha.....know.....hehehe.....you.....giggle giggle giggle...knew hahahahaha' from apple to possle puss. big boy tea pot! theres knife throwing, and now theres teapot throwing. its gonna be fast...and furious. the lineup of the balls, and than jen sat back to admire her work. omg what if we were both not real?? THAN WE WOULD BE IMAGINARY FRIENDS!! can you see her??? im real jen, im real! hall party! rolling down the stairs in jens moms rain coat. our dance to 'uh oh' with the hugemungus glasses kung fu, watching matrix and getting all wired!! "we still have to make the people get married and eat them' STIFFLER! FUUUCK! ...why do you have to be so insensative?? mother-fuckers lol apple pie...ick. you guys are gonna fuck!! FUCKERS FUCKERS FUCKERS! squares! squares! squares are everywhere! can you find em? everywhere you look you find a square! dancing in the rain with gina and getting soaked! 'omg! the fucking hail is like golf balls!!!!'
audrey: homemade people, towns, these boots were made for walking and that's just what they'll do some day these boots will walk all over you! I am switching ears. Clapp clapp clapp. Slap Clap. I am gutting fish! You are too violent!! Bottomless fool. Tiff the teddy. Madeline says "Audrey, stop drinking my pop!" Audrey goes, "No! I want to get high on caffeine!" Madeline says " you know that's pretty hard cuz right here it says 'caffeine free'!" Audrey and me grab the can. "Madeline, that says 'low sodeuim'!!!!" typo heaven! My fat cat!!!! Menu can trust. Chicks dig it. "Are you guys twins" "yes. wait did you ask if we were twins?" Yeah" "oh. no, we're not twins just friends." "oh riiiight" than she was telling everyone that we were twins. BENDY MATZAH! crackstick butterscotch crack stick!!! Pocket boobs and boob pockets! Londan's bra is falling down, falling down, falling down! london's bra is falling down my fair lady!!!!!!!!
Soapy: I GOT THE LIPGLOSS! The smile thing from your bro. "I dreampt about a blue paul frank shirt and look what I got!" Peppe the hamy. I feel like making an arts and crafts. Our little room. "it's penut butter jelly time! Penut butter jelly!" Funfetti! Soapy...soppy...SNUFFLES! "It's a miracle!" Sheer vintage!!!! The manager. Weepuls!
Nikki: Cut my scissors! Pine apples. The book's wet! Ashy's so hot, he makes the sun look like an ice cube. Do you believe in love at first site or do I have to walk by again? The bottom of the ropes. Our lucky dog!!!! Woof woof! I dumped myself. "Rachel, will you go out with me?" "Sure Rachel, I have always loved you!" "Rachel, it's over, you are such a bitch!" "Yeah, well, Rachel, you're a hore! I can't belive I ever went out with you!" LOL!!!!! "Nikki we were talking formally" "yeah cuz we respect each other" "I'm CROSTROPHOBIC!!!!!!" WE LOVE HOTT GUYS!!! Nick M's head goes like this: . Sup nick?? ESTOY BIEN!! The lever. We can be a triangle!!! Nick, Nikki wants you to take your shirt off. It's 8 words! Are you a good artist. I'M IN THE TOLIET! my name is jack! We wish we had lishpsh! We are potty mouths! Gorilla--SP! bladder problem (lol)! we wetted our pants! We have lesbian fan clubs. The "name game" 10 farts about peter the crab BOOBIES ARE FUN TO SHAKE!! shake shake shake shake your boobies
Jen and Nikki: PEDRO!!!!!! PABLO!!!!!!!!!!!! JOSE!!!!!!! THE 3 GOSPELS/AMIGOS!!!
Gina= gina bud and rachel kahn. sarcasticosity, can that be our world?? lolol omg i gotta ass you!~! possessed zebra pony...scary
Julie= follow the yellow brick road!!! super tea party buds!! ya!!!
Jenna B.= adilfuzz! where art thow adilfuzz? will you eat my crab cakes? only if you eat mine!!! 'guess wut!' 'weat?'