My Girlfriend. I just wish she were bigger. Actually, I don't have one, but you can apply .Lots of e-mail. But nobody sends me any. That's a hint!
My T1 Connection. Really fast. So basically anything on my peeves page doesn't bother me.
Panty Lines. I know, it has nothing to do with the Net. I just like 'em. Don't know why, I just do. But then again...
No Panty Lines. Thong? G-string? No panties? Makes you wonder. I like it!
Bald Jokes. I've been going bald so long, it's funny. But here's a fact: Guys that go bald in front are intellectuals, real thinkers. Guys that go bald in back are great lovers, major studs. Guys that go bald in front and back (like me) just think they're studs! Ha, ha, ha! Groan!
My Girlfriend. I just wish she were bigger. Actually, I don't have one, but you can apply .
Cybersex. 'Nuf said.
