We the people, Matt Sandstedt, hereby declare that the world will from this day forward, have a viable allternative to Afternoon Records for exposure to the most mediocre music Minneapolis Minnesota has to offer. Matt Records also sees it fit to assure the public that this record label is not run by Ian Anderson, or Noah Pastur. That is Promise number one of Matt Records. The Matt Records Promises are as Fallows.

Matt Records Promise Number One: Matt Records is not run by Ian Anderson or Noah Pastur

Matt Records Promise Number Two: Matt Records is not and never will be Afternoon Records.

Matt Records Promise Number Three: Matt Records will be your friend regardless of sexuel orientation, race, or gender. Lets see Afternoon Records make THAT promise.

AMENDMENT ONE, SECTION 1: Matt Records has supreme reign over the land of the Cities Twin. Henceforth and etcettera, no other record label shall be recognized in accordance with M.R. Bylaw #247, Scentence 3: Other labels in the area, quite frankly, just aren't as superior as us, so we'll pretend like they don't exist.

AMENDMENT ONE, SECTION 2: Matt Records, at any time, may sign bands that might already be "signed" to other labels. The legalities of this are clearly structured in M.R. Bylaw # 133, Scentence 24: We will sign anyone we want, irregardless if the law prohibits us from doing so, because we are above the law.

The people must rise up, and free themselve from the tyranny of Afternoon Records. No longer will we be subjected to mediocrety in our Twin Cities Music. No longer shall the weak be forced to purchase Afternoon Records Products that they were guilted into buying. NO, it ends here, with the beginning of Matt Records, the new home of mediocrity.

This is the word of Matthew Sandstedt. All Hail Matthew Sandstedt.

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