Here's the first rant in the archives. I'll get to the new one very soon. prolly tomorrow.
(aug 22) okay, so there wasn't much for content... not yet anyway. That changes with my 'rant of the week or so'(tm) Today's topic is PETA. Now fluffy bunnies may be nice(to eat), but I draw a limit to some things. Militant veganism is one of those. Michael Moore is too, but that's a longer story. Anyway, why I hate peta. Aside from being blatant hippies, and not the cool kind of hippies, they just spend far too much of their time trying to convert me. The Jehovas witnesses do too, but at least they can wear leather shoes.
today PETA is trying to convince me that it's evil to fish for, well...fish. whatever happened to fish being "justifiable homicide"? Let's look at the facts: fish are not cute nor cuddly. if I saw a dog sized fish coming towards me, my first reaction "MY GOD it's coming for us! Stop that monster!", not "aww, isn't it cute?" I only have empathy for cute things. Fish do not fall into that category unless filleted and served with lemon and potatoes on the side.
PETAs justification for all this is "imagine reaching for an apple, and then being snagged on your lip and dragged up into space, into an atmosphere where you can't breathe" Sorry, but I'm not stupid enough to reach for the apple in the first place. That's what those unpopular kids who always tag around the popular ones are for. Let them see if it's a trap. They're entirely expendible. Fish on the other hand, are stupid enough to not sense the concept of "it's a trap!" That's the second criteria of empathy: intelligence. The goldfish has a memory of about 3 seconds. To illustrate, the goldfish has a memory of about 3 seconds. Yep, they're that dumb. Now how much smarter can the far bigger and more delicious walleye be? I rest my case.
Now the part I'm not making up: peta is full of two-faced crap. Not just the regular no-faced kind, Peta actually supports the killing of animals. because PETA don't eat no meat, they have to eat soy products more than the rest of us do. (of course, the rest of us really don't eat that crap) Now Deer like eating that sort of stuff too, thus endangering their precious food source. Now those vegans start sweating in their collective organic cotton shirts thinking about how to combat the problem. The solution ended up being "I'm sorry bambi, but
Now PETA says "it's okay so long as you need to eat so we can get away with killing deer, but for the rest of you carnivores, you're going straight to hell where the deer will shoot you. So join us to save your souls and come into the light side where you will feast on fungus and assorted greens for the rest of eternity." Of course, peta didn't actually give that warning, but let's assume they did. It sounds entirely reasonable to me.
That's why I urge you to harass PETA (henceforth called lying scum) as much as you can
1. I'm always right, so PETA can't be.
2. It's okay to kill unpopular people so the aliens don't hoist us into space with their Apple Traps.(a part of this balanced breakfast)
3. The goldfish has a memory of about 3 seconds
any complaints should be emailed to the address at the right, where they will be promptly received, mocked and later used against you in a court of law. You scum, you.