Who is Klaus?

Klaus is a student at one of Minnesota's inner-city public high schools. As such, I'm fully aware of the horrors of underfunded schools, the hypocracy of the school system and the general apathy to learning. In my spare time, I Debate, unicycle, Dumpster dive, take German and publish a usually-monthy 'zine'. I also like long walks on the beach, dinner by candlelight and wild crazy...
um, you can forget that last part.

Frequently asked questions

what is 'the proof'?

The phrase 'the proof' refers to "Proof I need Stronger Medication" which started in the second semester of my eighth grade year, out of sheer frustration with the then-impending war in Iraq. Of course, I was not the first to put my thoughts on paper: Donna Barden had conversate, a poetry zine, and Joe Nelson had Five essays on Scratch paper a collection of five essays on scratch paper. I had tried other publications intending to incite rebellion, both of which utilized the "1/4 page" format. Fortunately, neither worked very well, but the third time (the proof) ended up being the charm, though there was no rebellion.

where can I get a copy?
on the main page. it's explained there. just click.

what's the copyright thingy mean anyway?
basically, you can do whatever you want with the print versions you print off, except for these no no's

  • take credit for it. I did this not you. hey, if you write your own humor, talk to me, we'll do lunch sometime
  • do anything illegal, fraudulent or malicious with it.
  • steal the name, idea or otherwise copy my proofs. I came up with it first
  • fake your own. I've got a reputation to keep.
  • sell it for money. I need it more than you
  • well what can I do with it then?
    oh just about anything else: print off copies to give to friends, co-workers, the clergy, strangers, famous people, prisoners, heads of state, the list goes on. you can also

  • color on them
  • burn them
  • tell others about them
  • cite them on term papers. year is 2004/2005 for volume 3, author is Klaus, publisher is klaus publications, city of publication is Saint paul.
  • well, what if I actually have a question that isn't on the site?
    well, email me.

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