3-17-03
JR: Happy St. Patrick's Day, and welcome to another edition of the RWO's Monday Night Mayhem! We have some great matches tonight, including an Intergender match, a match for the #1 Contendership for the Intercontinental Title, AND a Fatal Four Way Hardcore match for the #1 Contendership for the Hardcore Title.
King: It should be a great night, so let's get started. First, making her way to the ring, the RWO Princess, MJ2
MJ makes her way to the ring waving at the cheering crowd and enters the ring.
JR: And her opponent...Black Death!
Black Death's music hits, but she does not appear.
JR: BLACK DEATH!
Black Death does not appear, so the ref starts the count....1.....2....3....4....5...6...7....8...9.....10! The ref calls for the bell.
Winner via Countout: MJ2!
King: Well that was an interesting thing to start the night! What's our next match, JR?
JR: Looks like Cookie vs. Molly Holly!
The two enter. Cookie first, then Molly. The ref signals the bell.
The two circle each other in the ring, and Molly gets the first shot--a punch to the stomach of Cookie. Cookie staggers, but regains control, stepping to the side as Molly comes running in for a clothesline. Cookie picks up Molly and executes a belly to back suplex. Molly recovers quickly and picks Cookie up into a gorilla press. Molly covers......1........2......Cookie kicks out. Cookie stands and picks up Molly and powerbombs her into the mat. She covers....1..........2.......3! The ref rings the bell.
Winner: Cookie!
JR: Wow! What a match! I love to watch those puppies!
King: Then you'll like our next match as well....the former Women's Champion Lita vs. Trish Stratus in a special St. Patrick's Day Chocolate Pudding and Green Sprinkles Match!
An event staff walks up and hands the announcers a note.
King: Well, JR. This is disappointing.
JR: What does it say, King?
King: It says that NEITHER Lita NOR Trish have been seen in the arena, so the match has been cancelled.
JR: Well, that IS disappointing, King. I guess we'll just move on to our next match--the intergender match between Reck and Enchantra. By the way, where IS Reck?
King: You didn't let me finish. It appears as though Reck cannot make it to the arena tonight, and the president has talked to Enchantra, who agreed to cancel their match.
JR: Well, then. That's two disappointments. What's next?
King: A submission-only match between SMT and Sean James.
JR: Wow, King. This rivalry goes back to before Sean James was fired. This match should be GOOD!
King: First, shaun Michael Twigboy!
Shaun enters alone to the thunderous cheering of the crowd.
JR: And his opponent.......Sean James!
Sean also makes his way to the ring. The ref signals the bell and the start of the match.
The two square off in the ring. SMT executes a running closeline and Sean goes down. He jumps back to his feet as quickly as a cruiser-weight and picks up SMT. He F-5's SMT, but SMT is hardly phased. he backs Sean James into the corner. He punches Sean to the head a few times, until Sean James is dazed. He scoots back and prepares for a splash. He jumps for the splash, but hits nothing but turnbuckle as James moves at the last second. Sean James picks SMT up into a piledriver. SMT walks around like a drunk man from taking such a beating. James runs in for the last move, but SMT merely staggers out of the way, causing James to land on the mat. SMT runs over and picks James up by the hair.He picks him up into a Crucifix Powerbomb.James hits the mat hard. SMT rolls James over and gets between his legs. He puts one leg between them then locks them together. He begins to lean back. James is showing the hurt on his face from the Roots of Pain. The ref runs over, and finally after a full two minutes in the Roots of Pain, Sean James raises his hand and taps the mat.......1.....2.....3!
Winner by Submission: Shaun Michael Twigboy!
A man in a mask comes out and hits SMT over the head with a steel chair, then runs backstage again.
King: Wow! Another great match, but who WAS that guy?.
JR: I don't know, King. Maybe we never will. Now we move on to the two main events for the evening. First we have the #1 Contendership for the IC title.
King: On his way to the ring, The Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
Stone Cold makes his way to the ring while the crowd cheers.
JR: And his opponent--Graft Lightning!
Graft Lightning makes his way to the ring to the cheers of the crowd, some of whom are unsure quite whether they should like this new personality or not.
The ref rings the bell and the match begins. Stone Cold Runs up to Graft Lightning and spears him. Graft Lightning recovers quickly, and climbs to the rope as Stone Cold celebrates in the middle of the ring. He crouches in wait as Stone Cold wanders toward the corner, then jumps off with a double axe handle to Stone Cold's head. Graft Lightning seizes the opportunity and puts Stone Cold into a sleeper hold. Stone Cold struggles, then suddenly stops. The ref moves over and lifts Stone Cold's arm, which falls lifeless.....1! He repeats and the arm falls once more...........2! He repeats........and.........the arm falls again....3! He rings the bell.
Winner via TKO, and #1 Contender for the InterContinental Championship: Graft Lightning!
JR: Well, when the matches actually take place, they never fail to please! What's next?
King: Our final event for the night--A Fatal Four Way to determine the #1 Contender for the Hardcore Title and is scheduled for one fall!
JR: WOW! This one should be great too! First, making his way to the ring, Phoenix!
Phoenix makes his way to the ring to the boos of the crowd, dragging his trash can behind him.
King: And his first opponent....Sean Lewis! Man...the RWO must have something for fighters named Sean!
JR: Well, it IS St. patrick's Day, King!
Sean Lewis makes his way to the ring.
JR: And the next opponent.......Grady!
Grady makes his way to the ring and enters to face the other two and wait on the final fighter.
King: And finally............Ice!
Ice makes his way to the ring smiling with Enchantra by his side. The crowd is cheering. He enters the ring and prepares for the ref to ring the bell.
The four circle eachother trying to get a feel for the match. Phoenix charges Ice, while Grady fights Sean Lewis. Phoenix goes to work with his black baseball bat, hitting Ice in the back. Ice staggers. Sean James has powerbombed Grady into the mat, and is covering.....1.......2....but Pheonix runs over and hits him in the back with the bat. Sean Lewis falls to the mat, dazed. Phoenix sees Grady get up, and turns to go at him. Ice, however, climbs the top rope and executes a splash on top of Lewis. He covers.......1................2........the other two are too busy and are not paying attention to the ref's count........3! The bell rings and Grady and Phoenix look confused until they see Ice standing up from Lewis. They run over and start beating Ice.
Winner and #1 Contender for the Hardcore Title: Ice!
King: Well thats all for tonight. As Reck would say, "Good fight Good night."
The fighting in the ring continues as the credits roll, but now SMT, Angus, and Enchantra have entered the ring and are beginning to clear it.
