4-7-03
JR: Welcome to another night of Mayhem!
King: Wehave a great line-up for tonight, so we're on to our first match! It is an Over-the-Top Battle Royal.....
JR: I'm sorry King. I should've told you earlier. All the divas in that match pulled out at the last second.
King: All of them?
JR: Yeah, King, ALL of them. So that brings us to the next match--a Fatal Four-Way TLC match!
King: Didn't one of the contestants attack someone earlier?
JR: That's right, King. It was the big Scotsman Angus MacGregor and he attacked none other than the RWO President Jack Robbins!
King: Well, speaking of--here he comes!
Angus makes his way to the ring with Enchantra by his side to the cheers of the crowds.
JR: And his first opponent--Edge!
Edge makes his way to the ring with Flyer by his side.
King: And our next contestant Phoenix!
Phoenix makes his way to the ring to the boos of the crowd with a black baseball bat in his hand.
JR: And our final contestant for the match--Draven!
Draven makes his way to the ring.
As Phoenix stands in the ring, the other three exit. They won't enter the ring while he still has his bat. The ref finally convinces Phoenix to get rid of the bat and the other three enter the ring once more.The four circle in the ring. Angus grabs Phoenix and powerbombs him to the mat, while Draven and Edge exchange blows.Draven manages to slide out of the ring and grab a chair from under the mat, but as he swings it, Edge grabs it and reverses the blow. Draven goes down. Edge pulls a ladder out from under the mat and throws it into the ring, then picksup the chair and climbs back in with it, only to get hit with the ladder by Phoenix who has picked it up. Edge goes down, the chair falling on top of him. Draven pulls Edge out of the ring beside the table he has just set up. He throws him into the turnbuckle. He rolls Edge into the ring. Meanwhile, Angus grabs the ladder from Phoenix and throws it out of the ring. He throws Phoenix into the corner and splashes him. He grabs him and Cabor Tosses him out of the ring and to the floor. Draven picks Edge up to the top rope. He grabs him and powerbombs him off the top rope and through the table on the floor. Angus runs over from where Phoenix is lying on the floor and throws Draven into the turnbuckle then executes a piledriver into the cement floor. He walks over and rolls Edge into the ring. He climbs in after him and covers....1...2.....3..........Phoenix climbs in to break the hold with a chair to Angus's head, but it's too late and the bell has already rung. Just for principle, Angus grabs the chair and throws it out of the ring, then Cabor Tosses Phoenix once more and he just happens to land on the chair.
Winner: Angus MacGregor!
King; Wow! What a match. I can't believe Angus won a TLC match without using ANY weapons!
JR: That WAS amazing, King, but when you're as great an athlete as the Scot, you can get by without them!
King: what's up next, JR?
JR: Well, we have the next round of our HK tournament up next! The winner will face Johnny Fancy Feet on Wednesday for the #1 Contendership for the Hardcore Title!
King: Making his way to the ring--Blood Scorpion!
Blood Scorpion makes his way to the ring.
JR: And his first opponent--Cannibal!
Cannibal makes his way to the ring to the boos of the fans.
King: And our final contestant--Hardcore Hardy!
HKH makes his way to the ring.
The Cannibal and BLood Scorpion rush HKH as he enters the ring. They grab him and execute a double atomic drop. HKH doubles over in pain. Cannibal grabs HKH and bulldogs him. He covers, but even before the count of 1, Scorpion walks over and kicks Cannibal, causing him to break the pin. Cannibal stands up and grabs Scorpion. He tries to throw him into the ropes, but Scorpion reverses and superkicks Cannibal after the rebound. Cannibal goes down. Scorpion covers, but gets hit in the back of the head with a baseball bat by HKH. He slumps down over Cannibal and HKH covers them both. 1.......2......Amazingly both men kick out. HKH grabs the baseball bat, but Cannibal wrenches it from his grip and hits HKH in the head with it twice. HKH goes down. Cannibal covers, then gets hit in the head with a chair by Blood Scorpion. He must have taken one of the left-over chairs from the previous match. Scorpion covers....1...2......3!
Winner: Blood Scorpion!
King: That means Blood Scorpion will face Johnny Fancy Feet on Wednesday for the #1 Contendership for the Hardcore Title!
JR: That's right. What's next?
King: Next, we have a match between Reckless and Samuri.
JR: Making his way to the ring, Reckless!
The music hits and the RWO Owner makes his way to the ring with his bodyguard Undertaker.
King: and his opponent--Samuri!
Nothing Happens.
The ref starts the count as Reck yells things to try to make Samuri come out. 1....2.....3....4.....5...6.....7...8.......9.......10!
Winner: Reckless!
Reck sends Taker backstage once more and takes his place at the announcer's table.
Reck: How's it going tonight, guys?
JR: What just happened out there, Reck?
Reck: Well, you see. Even if I DIDN'T have my bodyguard Undertaker out there, Samuri is simply to wussy to show up for his match! That's why I fired him in the first place. I'll never know WHY I brought him back!
King: Well, Strong words! What's next, Reck?
Reck: Our next match is for the #1 Contendership for the US Title! (Formerly the IC Title)
JR: Making his way to the ring--Stone Cold Steve Austin!
Stone Cold makes his way to the ring.
King: And his opponent--Phantom Terror!
Phantom makes his way to the ring to the boos of the fans.
The two make their way around the inside of the ring, each looking for weakness in the other. Stone Cold rushes Phantom and executes a Stunner. Phantom recovers quickly, picks up Stone Cold and executes a Gorilla Press. Stone Cold jumps back up and powerbombs Phantom. He covers.....1...2.........Kick out! Phantom throws Stone Cold to the ropes, then picks him up. Piledriver! He covers....1.....2.....Kick out! Stone Cold powerbombs Phantom, but Phantom jumps back up and executes a Russian Leg Sweep. He picks Stone Cold up and executes an atomic drop, followed by another Russian Leg sweep. He covers...1...... 2........3......!
Winner and #1 Contender for the US Title--Phantom Terror!
Reck: Wow! What a match! That means Phantom will be facing Graft Lightning on Friday for the US Title!
JR: What's up next on this great night, Reck?
Reck: Our final match for tonight is a Tables-Only Elimination Triple-Threat Match. To be eliminated, you must be put through a table. First up, our special guest referee--Undertaker!
Undertaker makes his way to the ring wearing the striped shirt.
King: Now for our first contestant--Sean Lewis!
Lewis makes his way to the ring.
JR: And his first opponent--Big Shot!
Big Shot makes his way to the ring.
King: And our final contestant--Shaun Michael Twigboy!
SMT makes his way to the ring to the cheers of the crowd with Enchantra by his side.
The tables are already in place arond the guard rails (but not set up yet) and the match begins. SMT grabs Lewis and throws him to the ropes, then closelines him over the top rope and to the floor. Big Shot grabs SMT, but Shaun reverses and powerbombs him. Meanwhile, Lewis has set up a table. Big Shot rolls out of the ring, grabs Lewis from bwehind and powerbombs him through the table.--Sean Lewis Eliminated!--SMT meanwhile, has grabbed a table and thrown it into the ring. Big Shot climbs in before Shaun can set it up. He grabs Shaun and throws him into the corner. Shaun looks unconscious. Big Shot sets up the table, then runs for the splash. Shaun moves out of the way and Big Shot hits nothing but turnbuckle. He lifts Big Shot up to the top rope, but Big Shot hits Shaun and he falls back to the mat. Big Shot rushes Shaun, but Shaun grabs him. Shaun lifts Big Shot up. Crucifix Powerbomb right through the table!--Big Shot Eliminated!--
Winner: Shaun Michael Twigboy!
Undertaker suddenly walks up behind SMT, picks him up and throws him out of the ring and to the floor. SMT recovers quickly, but Taker picks him up. Tombstone Piledriver into the cement floor! SMT stands and staggers up the ramp. Taker catches up to him easily and picks him up. Another Tombstone Piledriver! SMT has trouble gettin up, but somehow manages to and staggers to the top of the ramp. Taker picks him up once more. Enchantra watches, restrained by Big Shot, as Taker picks up her husband and executes the Last Ride off the top of the ramp, causing Shaun to land in a heap of monitors and other electrical equipment. Enchantra frees herself from Bigshots clutches and hits him with a DDT. Enchantra starts to run up the ramp as Reck gets on the mic.
Reck: Taker, You better not hit her. You hit her and you will be first inline at the unemployment office. You better run your ass off because she is fast.
Undertaker does as he is told by Reck. Enchantra goes down to attend on SMT instead of bothering to attack the undertaker.
Reck:What a night. Good Fight, Good Night. As the credits roll, the camera shows Enchantra running to the top of the ramp, asthe medics come and try to lift Shaun out of the tangle of cables and live wires. The last thing seen is Enchantra climbing into the ambulance after the medics lift Shaun in, and the ambulance speeding away towards the hospital!
