4-4-03
JR: Hello, all, and welcome to another edition of RWO Friday Night Reck is War!
King: We have a great card tonight. The Tag Titles are up for grabs and the three match tournament for the #1 Contendership for the Hardcore Title starts tonight.
JR: And don't forget, King, our very own owner Reckless is not here announcing with us tonight because he is in the back preparing for the Boss/Bodyguard match with Undertaker.
King: If Reck wins the match, Taker becomes his bodyguard. If Taker wins, he gets control of the entire RWO for one week!
JR: Well, enough jawin'. Let's get on to our first match!
King: Our first match for tonight is a match originally scheduled for ReckMania between Blood Scorpion and HKH!
JR: First making his way to the ring--Blood Scorpion!
Blood Scorpion makes his way to the ring to the cheers of the crowd.
King: And his opponent--Hardcore Hardy!
Nothing Happens!
The count starts..1....2.....3...4....5.....6......7....8.....9....10!
Winner by count-out: Blood Scorpion!
JR: Well, King. That's strange. I wonder where Hardy could be!
King: I don't know JR, let's get on to our next match.
JR: Our next match is a one-on-three Divas handicap gauntlet match.
King: Making her way to the ring the RWO Women's Champion and Queen of the Ring--MJ2!
Mel makes her way to the ring to the cheers of the crowd.
JR: And the first of her opponents--Sara!
Sara makes her way to the ring.
King: And the nex opponent--Cookie
Cookie makes her way to the ring.
JR: And our final contestant--Ms. Sassy!
Ms. Sassy makes her way to the ring.
King: Well, JR, by the rules, MJ has only to pin, or get a submission from any ONE of the other three to win.
The bell rings and the match begins. All three of the divas begin circling Mel. Mel runs at each one, closelining each in her turn to gain the early momentum. Sara and Cookie recover and grab Mel. They hold her as Ms. Sassy climbs the top rope and executes a Missile Drop Kick from the top rope. Mel goes down hard. Ms. Sassy and Sara pull Mel up by the hair and throw her into the ropes. After the rebound, they reach to closeline Mel, but she drops down and pulls their legs from under them. Mel tries to cover, but Cookie runs over and kicks Mel in the back. Mel stands up, furious. Mel throws Cookie into the ropes, and catches her from the rebound. She lifts Cookie in the air as if to execute a gorilla press, but walks to the edge of the ring and throws Cookie out, over the guard rail and into the crowd. By this time, Sara and Ms. Sassy are back on their feet and as Mel turns around, they grab her and execute a double faceplant. Ms. Sassy goes for the cover 1......2.......Mel kicks out. Sara and Ms. Sassy pull Mel up. They get ready to execute a double vertical suplex, but Mel climbs out of it and kicks them both in the back. Sara goes into the turnbuckle and Ms. Sassy flips over the top rope and to the floor. Cookie staggers back over the guard rail and checks on Sassy. Mel picks Sara up to the top rope. She grabs her and executes a Royal Suplex. She quickly covers. 1....2......3! Cookie climbs back into the ring, but it is too late as she hears the bell ring.
Winner: MJ2!
JR: Wow! What a match! The Women's Champion sure proved WHY she holds the belt tonight!
King: What's next, JR?
JR: Well, the first match of the Hardcore Tournament!
King: Well, then. First making his way to the ring--Blade Flatliner!
Blade makes his way to the ring alone, but to the cheers of the fans. He wears his new Hart-Foundation-type outfit.
JR: And his first opponent--Johnny Fancy Feet!
Johnny dance his way to the ring with Jessica by his side. JFF has a black stripe of tape across the area of his heart on his outfit.
King: It looks like he is saddened by the death of his close associate. But more about that later.
JR: The next to make his way to the ring--Phoenix!
Phoenix makes his way to the ring to the boos of the crowd.
The bell rings and the match begins. The three fighters circle each other looking for a weakness. Phoenix charges JFF, but JFF grabs him and throws him out of the ring. Blade grabs JFF into a German suplex. Phoenix reaches under the apron and pulls out a table. He sets it up outside the ring, grabs a steel chair from under the apron and climbs back into the ring. He walks up behind Blade who has just thrown JFF into the corner. Blade senses him coming and moves out of the way as Phoenix brings the chair down right where Blade's head had been. Blade grabs the chair and hits Phoenix over the head with it. He throws Phoenix into the corner. He lifts Phoenix onto the top rope and instead of powerbombing him into the ring, he turns to the outside of the ring and powerbombs Pheonix all the way to the floor and through the table. Phoenix is not moving. JFF climbs out of the ring and grabs Blade. He throws him back into the ring, then pulls out the black box. Blade sees it coming and kicks JFF, causing him to drop the box. He grabs JFF and DDT's him. JFF gets back up, staggering. Blade signals for his signature move and the crowd cheers. Blade picks up JFF, but JFF reverses. He grabs Blade and executes a backbreaker. Blade staggers back to his feet, but JFF is ready and throws him into the corner. JFF runs in for the spear, but Blade jumps out of the way, causing JFF to hit his shoulder on the turnbuckle. Blade signals once more and grabs JFF. He picks him up. Jacknife Flatliner! He covers....1...2... kick out! JFF picks Blade up and executes an atomic drop. He pulls him up once more and executes a back breaker. He goes for the quick cover....1....2...3!
Winner: Johnny Fancy Feet!
King: That means JFF will be fighting the winner of the match Monday between Blood Scorpion, Cannibal, and HKH to determine who will be the #1 Contender for the Hardcore Title!
JR: I have just been handed a piece of paper. it says that the Sons of Fear are out of town, so the Tag Champions the Natural Born Killaz have agreed to postpone the Tag Title Ladder Match until Monday.
King: Well, dang. I was looking forward to that match!
JR: And now for even SADDER news!
The RWO Theme music hits and RWO President Jack Robbins walks sadly to the ring.
Prez: It appears that one of the wrestlers in the TLC match scheduled next has been KILLED! Sadly, folks, Yoka Juno appears to be dead. We have people at the hospital right now checking into it t make sure that he is truly dead. We should get the call sometime this weekend. Let us now observe a moment of silence for the great RWO Superstar Yoka Juno!
The entire arena goes silent. After a few moments, Yoka Juno's entrance music is played in his honor.
JR: Well, our final match for the night is the match between Undertaker and Reckless!
Wait a minute. King, I have just been told we have a live feed from backstage.
The Recktron comes to life. The camera shows Taker walking backstage. Suddenly, two people jump out and attack Taker--it's SMT and Enchantra! They go to work on Taker's legs, leaving his already weak back and neck alone. Enchantra grabs Taker's leg, puts her foot on his knee and bangs it to the concrete floor. SMT rolls Taker over and locks his legs together. He turns Taker over into the Roots of Pain. Taker's face shows the pain he's in, but there are no refs here to break the hold. Enchantra kicks Taker in the knees while her husband still has him in the Roots of Pain. Taker is hurting, but no one is there to help him. SMT lets up and Enchantra grabs onto Taker's leg and does a few knee drops to Taker's knee, while SMT does the same to his other knee. They suddenly walk off as the announcing starts.
King: First, making his way to the ring, the challenger for the running of the RWO--Undertaker!
The lights go dark, the bell tolls, and after a few seconds of dead air, Taker hobbles slowly to the ring.
JR: And his opponent, RWO Owner--Reckless Michaels!
Reck makes his way to the ring to the boos of the fans.
The bell rings and the two square off. Taker takes the first opportunity and throws Reck into the ropes, but Reck hooks his arms and Taker's superkick hits air. Reck quickly grabs Taker's leg and pushes him to the mat. He goes for the cover, but Taker kicks out even before the ref can get to 1. Reck stands up and waits for Taker to stand up. He is standing to close, however, as Taker punches him in the groin. Reck staggers. Taker throws Reck into the corner. Taker charegs him, but Reck spins out of the way. Taker is hurting. Reck grabs him and executes a belly-to-back suplex. Taker recovers quickly and picks Reck up. He runs over to the corner and executes a snake eyes on the corner of the ropes. Reck is hurting, and his forehead is beginning to bleed from the snake eyes move, but he grabs Taker and executes a backbreaker. Taker holds his already weak back. Reck grabs Taker and vaults him towards the rope, closelining Taker with the top rope. Taker holds his neck and picks Reck up. Last Ride! He executes and covers.....1.....2....Reck kicks out. Taker is shocked! Reck stands back up. Taker grabs him. Tombstone piledriver! Another cover....1.....2...Reck kicks out once more. Taker cannot believe the fortitude of his boss. Reck grabs Taker and throws him to the opposite rope. He moves out of the way as Undertaker bounces back to the other rope, then lifts his foot. Sweet Chin Music! Taker staggers. Reck grabs him. DDT! He covers 1.....2.....Taker kicks out. Reck grabs Taker and throws him to the corner. Taker falls to a sitting position. Reck runs. Bronco Buster! Taker falls to the ground. Reck covers....1......2.....3!
Winner: RWO Owner Reckless Michaels!
King: This means Undertaker must now be Reckless' personal bodyguard for a week!
JR: But what a match!
King: Wow! Well, that's all we've got for tonight!
JR: Good fight, good night!
