4-14-03
King: Welcome everyone to Monday Night Mayhem.
JR: Reck will not be with us tonight, in preparation for his World Title match against Ballistic during the main event at the end of the evening.
King: Our first match tonight is a Non-Title Women's Match. Making her way to the ring, RWO Women's Champion and Queen of the Ring--MJ2!
Mel makes her way to the ring to the cheers of the fans.
JR: And her opponent--Cora Cobra!
King: Well, JR, I just got handed a note that says Cora has not been seen here tonight. Probably guarding the belt for JFF, who HAS been seen in the arena tonight.
Winner by no-show: MJ2!
JR: well, our next match is scheduled for one fall. Our first contender--Phantom Terror!
Phantom Terror comes to the ring to the boos of the crowd.
King: And his opponent--Angel Lionheart!
Nothing happens. The count begins....1....2...3......4.....5....6.....7....8....9.....10!
Winner: Phantom Terror!
JR: Well, King, are ANY of our wrestlers here tonight?
King: Well, I don't know, JR. This is one weird night. I have just been told that neither Blade Flatliner nor Scaltro has been seen tonight, so our next match has been cancelled.
JR: Then what's next?
King: The #1 Contendership for the Hardcore Title--A 5-way dance.
JR: I have just been told there is some earlier footage on that.
The camera shows a small plane flying to an island. A bunch of FBI agents exit the plane, and while three have their guns trained on JFF, two more on Cora and two more on Jessica, the leader puts JFF in handcuffs and puts him in the plane. The belt can still not be found. As they fly, JFF talks with the leader.
JFF: Are you taking me to prison?
Agent: No, although we could for Grand Larceny. Your boss told me he wanted you back at the arena tonight.
The rest of the trip is silent. They land, and the car drives to the arena. The agents walk JFF inside.
The recktron goes dead as that is the end of the footage.
King: Well, that was an interesting piece of footage. And here he comes now!
JFF (hands now free) dances his way to the ring alone to the boos of the crowd.
JR: And his first opponent....Blood Scorpion!
Nothing Happens.
King: Well, then. His next opponent--Cannibal!
Once more, nothing happens JFF thinks his odds are getting really good.
JR: And now--Dusk?
Once again nothing happens, and now JFF is laughing.
King: Well, I know the final opponent is here. Three-time RWO Hardcore Champion, RWO King of the Ring, and Tag Champion--Ice!
JFF looks shocked. Ice makes his way to the ring alone to the cheers of the crowd, carrying a crowbar.
Ice jumps in the ring and immediately starts beating JFF with the crowbar.The ref grabs him and tries to pull him off, but as Ice attempts to get the ref off of him, one of his elbows hits the ref in the head and the ref goes down unconscious. The beating continues. Suddenly, Ice's twin brother Storm comes running up the ramp. Ice gives him a look, thinking Storm was at the hospital with SMT, then shrugs it off as Storm begins helping him beat on JFF. Storm climbs the top rope. Hurricane! JFF goes down. Ice continues beting him with the crowbar, mostly giving the blows to the arms, legs, and back. Now Undertaker runs up the ramp, grabs JFF, and gives him the Last Ride. Reckless runs down the ramp, throws JFF into the ropes, and gives him some Sweet Chin Music! JFF is bleeding fairly heavily as Graft Lightning runs to the ring. He hits JFF over the head with the US Title Belt which the two are to be fighting for on Friday. Graft can be seen mouthing something to a barely conscious JFF. The sound is turned up. Graft: "This is what we do to terrorists her in the RWO and in the United States! You are unworthy of this belt!" Ice once more hits JFF with the crowbar and he falls to the mat. The ring clears, just before a new ref runs into the ring. Ice covers...1....2.....3!
Winner and #1 Contender for the Hardcore Title--Ice!
The medics come in to take JFF away, and Reck can be seen giving them instructions to have him transfused and back for Wednesday night.
JR: Wow! Now THAT'S what I call HARDCORE!
King: How can you even call that a match? It was more like a massacre! Well, what's next?
JR: Sean O'Haire and Nailz.
King: Another no match. Neither of them has been seen in the RWO halls lately.
JR: Where is everyone tonight? Is there a party somewhere and no one told us?
King: I don't know, JR. Next we have Y2J vs. The Rock!
JR: Making his way to the ring first, The Rock!
The Rock makes his way to the ring to the cheers of the fans.
King: And his opponent--Chris Jericho, Y2J!
Nothing happens.
Winner by no-show--The Rock!
JR: Dang. This is one WEIRD night. I have also just been told that the Contract Match between Samuri and Stone Cold Steve Austin had been cancelled!
King: This is making for one short night!
JR: Up next is our main event. It is scheduled for one fall and is for the RWO World Title!
King: Making his way to the ring first, the challenger--Reck Michaels!
Reck makes his way to the ring to the cheers of the fans.
JR: And his opponent, RWO World Champion--Ballistic!
Ballistic makes his way to the ring with the World Title Belt around his waist as the crowd cheers. He gets in the ring and holds the belt up as the crowd gets louder. He hands the belt to the ref, and the match begins.
The bell rings and the two competitors circle each other. They grapple, then simultaneously break the hold. Reck throws Ballistic into the ropes, but the champ reverses, sending Reck into the ropes. Reck locks his arms around the ropes, and Ballistic's superkick hits air. Reck runs off the rope, grabs Ballistic's foot that is still in the air and pushes him to the mat. He covers.... 1.......2.....Ballistic kicks out. Ballistic stands up, grabs Reck, and suplexes him. He covers.....1.......2.......kick out! Reck stands up, grabs Ballistic and powerbombs him. Ballistic kicks out before the count starts. Reck pulls Ballistic up and goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Ballistic spins around behind Reck and suplexes him instead. Ballistic covers, but Reck kicks out. Reck throws Ballistic into the ropes. Sweet Chin Music! But Ballistic doesn't look fazed! He picks Reck up. Piledriver! He covers......1.....2........3!
Winner and STILL RWO World Champion--Ballistic!
King: Wow! What a match!
JR: Well, that's all on this wierd night...
King: Actually, I have just been told that we have a live feed coming in.
The recktron comes to life and shows a bar somewhere in town. There appears to be some sort of party going on, and the camera pans around to show Angel Lionheart, Scaltro, Blade Flatliner, Blood Scorpion, Cannibal, Dusk, Sean O'Haire, Nailz, Y2J, Samuri, and Stone Cold (as well as many others) all at the party.
King: I wonder why we weren't invited.
JR: Yeah, and Reck too!
King: Oh well, good Fight good night!
