Maiegare Suzaku!
MIRAKURU RAH!
Duo: *lands in the middle of nowhere* Wha? Where am I? >.<
Wilderness Robbers: **sneak sneak sneak**
Duo: *knocks robbers out in one punch* Quatre! Where the hell are you?! We don't have time for this! We need to find a way back to our OWN world! *begins walking around*
Tamahome: *sees another bandit sneaking up on Duo and decides to try and get some money out of him* Hiya!
Duo: Whoa! Hey thanks, man. I owe you one.
Tamahome: One what? *holds out hand*
Duo: Uhhhh . . . I dunno. What do you want?
Tamahome: Ryu would be nice.
Duo: **CRASH flop** What are you talking about? And where am I anyway? Have you seen a pretty blonde boy anywhere close by? Likes tea, weird eyes?
Tamahome: *walking off because he doesn't think Duo has any money*
Duo: Hey! Wait up! I guess I have something you can have.
Tamahome: *turns around and runs towards Duo* What do you have? What do you have?
Duo: I have . . . *digs through insanely large pockets* Double Bubble Bubble Gum!!
Tamahome: HUH?! *snatches gum* Dubble Bubba what? *strokes the gum wrappers* My precious . . . It came to me . . .
Duo: O.� Uh . . . HUH! Well, anyway. You can have it. Umm . . . You mind telling me where I am now?
Tamahome: *still stroking the gum* Huh? Oh, just outside of the capital of Konan. I'll take you there for a mere price of 5 silver mon or another piece of this Dubbi Bubbi stuff . . .
Duo: -_- Oh, sure. *hands Tamahome more gum and watches him go ecstatic*
Tamahome: *dances wildly* I can get one gold ryu a PIECE with this stuff . . . Wait, what does it do?
Duo: *pops a piece in his mouth*
Tamahome: Nooooooo! You can't do that! You're eating money!
Duo: *talking through gum* Galm down, dude. I'b showig you what id does. *blows a bubble*
Tamahome: *staring in awe* 0_0 Can I have another piece?
Duo: **CRASH flop** Sure. *hands him another piece*
Tamahome: Do you eat it?
Duo: NO! Just . . show me the way to town. Maybe Quatre is there. . .
Quatre: *waaay far away from there in Kutou* Hmm . . . I wonder where Duo is. Maybe I should have gone the other way. *stomach growls* It's tea time . . . Hey! There's a city up ahead. Maybe they know how I can get back and find Duo. *walks into city*
Duo&Tamahome: *walk into Konan's captial*
Duo: Heeeeey. Pretty nice place they got here. Now, where do I look first?
Tamahome: Not my problem. Seeya! *runs off*
Duo: Hey! You can't do that! *runs after him*
Tamahome: Nyaaaaah! *eyepull*
Duo: Why you!
Tamahome and Duo: *get into major fight in the middle of Konan's capital*
Miaka and Yui: **fall out of sky and land on Duo and Tamahome** Yaaaaaahhh!
Tamahome and Duo: **CraSH** Oooog.
Duo: What was that? It's huge!
Miaka: -_- *ponks Duo on head* I am not!
Yui: Miaka . . . you might try not to hit strangers.
Miaka: Where are we . . .?
Tamahome: Not again . . . *sigh*
Duo: Goddammit . . . Quatre! Where ARE you?! I don't need to be here. We gotta get home! NOW!! *pounds fists on ground*
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Quatre: *walks into Kutou palace* Excuse me, gentlemen. Do you have any tea I could buy, perhaps?
Guards: 0_0 It's Seiryuu no Miko! Tell General Nakago!
Quatre: ?
Guards: I'm sorry, but we will have to take you prisoner, now. The safety and prosperity of our country is at stake.
Quatre: Well, I need to find my friend, Duo, you see and all I really wanted to was buy some tea. I'm not sure I will be able to . . .
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Tamahome: No, whoever-you-are, I don't know the way to Tokyo!
Miaka: But! Everyone knows where Tokyo is! It's the biggest city in Japan!
Yui: Miaka . . . did it occur to you that we might not BE in Japan?
Duo: *hunting around looking for Quatre* Quatre!!
Emperor Hotohori: *to litter carriers* What is all of this commotion?
Duo: Hey! Maybe that woman in the caravan has seen him. *walks over to the Hotohori's caravan* Excuse me!
Emperor Hotohori: Halt!
Guards: Who goes there?
Duo: *acts all nice* Well, Ma'am, I was wondering if maybe you could tell us where exactly we are?
Emperor Hotohori: **blink blink**
Guards: How dare you insult His Royal Highness! Prepare to die! *swings at Duo with sword*
Duo: 0_0 She's a guy?!
Tamahome: 0_0
Miaka: 0_0
Yui: 0_0
Emperor Hotohori: *very flattered* We wish to escort these travelers to our palace. Proceed.
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Quatre: But, Emperor, sir I already told you that I'm just looking for my buddy, Duo.
Nakago: (to the Emperor) Perhaps she is talking about Suzaku no Miko. This could present a problem if there is another other-worldy maiden to present Konan with a miko.
Quatre: And I already told you I am a guy!!! G-U-Y!!
Emperor: (to Nakago) She is cetainly in denial about being a male. Perhaps you should have the physicians check her for brain fever. I don't want a crazy miko.
Nakago: Of course, Your Highness. *bows*
Quatre: 0_0 DDDDUUUUUOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Hotohori: So, you just . . . fell out of the sky?
Everyone else: Yes, Your Highness.
Tamahome: I rescued them from bandits, milord.
Hotohori: You did? You shall receive a commendation for your efforts.
Tamahome: And how much money do you get for a commendation?
Hotohori: -_-
Duo: If you don't mind me asking, do you know how to get us home?
Hotohori: The only way is for one of you to become Suzaku no Miko.
Miaka: *doting over Tamahome, not noticing anything*
Yui: That sounds a little complicated, count me out.
Duo: Ooh! Ooh! That sounds like fun! I wanna do it!
Hotohori: As feminine as you may be, you are still a man. I nominate . . . Miaka to be Suzaku no Miko.
Duo: But I wanted to do it.
Hotohori: Perhaps you can be her retainer.
Duo: Okay, as long as I get something to do.
Hotohori: Tamahome, lift up your bangs. I wish to see what is obscured there.
Tamahome: *shows his seishi mark*
Hotohori: It is as I suspected. You are a Suzaku Seishi. Tamahome . . . the ogre.*shows his neck* I am Hotohori . . . another of the legendary Celestial Warriors. *bows to Miaka* We are here to protect you, Suzaku no Miko. You are the last chance for the salvation of Konan. I think it is that we all did not meet just by accident. We will all leave in the morning to search for the rest of the Suzaku Seishi. If there is another of your kind, then it is perhaps that our enemies of Kutou have found him. They may wish to make him a Priest to summon Seiryuu. However, I do not know how this would sit with the Gods. We may have more of an advantage than we think. Now, with that, I bid thee all good night.
Everyone else: Good night