Tenchi Muyo Theme
(It's kind of hard to translate that into written words/sounds. Sorry. >_<)
Heero and Wufei: (land on Ayeka's head and land in the lake)
Ayeka: Get off!
Ryoko: (rolling around in the grass laughing) You look like a wet dog, Ayeka!
Ayeka: What did you say?!?!
Ryoko: Ooh, nothing. *snort*
Ayeka: (to stunned Heero and Wufei) I said get off, you fools! (pushes them into the lake)
Wufei: INJUSTICE!
Heero: (standing cross-legged) Can I use your bathroom?
Ryoko: (to Heero) You can try. I think Washu is "remodeling" it again. She's the one with pink hair.You'll know her when you see her. Just try not to fall into another dimension, okay? (looks at Wufei) Hey, you're kinda cute!
Wufei: (blinking)
Ryoko: You've got a pigtail like Tenchi and everything. You're a little on the short side, though. Do you fight?
Ayeka: You're just going to let these weirdos who just fell out of the sky into our home? They could be mutants, thieves, or even space pirates!!
Ryoko: (pointedly ignores the jab) Well, we let you in the house, didn't we?
Ayeka: What is that supposed to mean?!
Ryoko: (whistling)
Ayeka: Alright, fine. Sasami! Can you bring me a towel?
Sasami: (inside cooking lunch with Ryo-ohki) A towel? Why would she want a towel?
Ryo-ohki: Meow?
Mihoshi: I wonder what's going on out there. (walks into kitchen) Ooh, cookies!
Kiyone: (watching COPS)
Grandpa: (fixing the latest hole in the side of the house)
Sasami: Here you go, Ayeka. Who are those boys, and where did they come from?
Ryoko: Oh, they're probably just some cutthroats out to kill us all. Don't worry.
Ayeka: Would you stop that?!
Ryoko: (acting all innocent) Stop what? (mentally ripping Ayeka to shreds)
Ayeka: Ryoko, you're being an uncivilized, unsophisticated, childish baboon.
Ryoko: Oooh, she can use big words! Tell me, oh Princess of Proper Manners, how you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Ayeka: *blinks* S-U-P-E-R-C, no K . . .
Ryoko: Oh, God.
Heero: (to Sasami) Where is your bathroom? That woman over there was too busy listening to herself talk to give me directions.
Ryoko: Hey!
Ayeka: *snort*
Ryoko: (leers in Ayeka's direction) Well, that wasn't very lady-like, Princess.
Ayeka: (looks death at Ryoko)
Sasami: *giggle* (doesn't really care that Heero's a stranger) Through that first door over there, down the hall to your left. It's the third door on the right. Listen for sounds of splashing water. Washu's remodeling.
Heero: (about to bust) Thank you. (goes to the bathroom and takes a look around and doesn't see anybody)
Washu: (is totally unaware that Heero is in there and is talking to herself) I think we need a . . . fountain.
Heero: (so wrapped up in taking a piss that he still doesn't notice Washu)
Washu: (turns around) Whoa! Hey, now! What do you think you're doing?
Heero: Aaah!
Washu: Aaah!
Heero: Aaah!
Washu: Aa . . .oh, enough already. It's not like I've never seen a guy go to the bathroom before. But, you should know, I haven't got the plumbing working yet.
Heero: *very large, long sweatdrop* Uhh . . . Could I have a . . .um . . .LITTLE PRIVACY?!
Washu: Yeah, sure. I don't know what you are going to do about flushing, though. (walks out the door)
Heero: *biggest sweatdrop in existence* (pulls his pants up) I've gotta get out of here.
Washu: (walks outside) Hey, who was that guy?
Sasami: Umm . . . I don't know. He just sort of showed up with the other guys over there.
Ryoko: You know, may be you could stay with us. Tell you what, Ayeka, you can have him, and I'll get Tenchi!!
Ayeka: I don't think so, Ryoko. Tenchi likes me better, anyway. Why would he want a drunken space pirate like you when he could have a princess?
Ryoko: (mutters under her breath) Because he's related to the princess. Can you say inbreeding?
Ayeka: What was that, Ryoko?
Ryoko: Nothing.
Ayeka: No, what did you say?
Ryoko: Do you really want to know?
Ayeka: Of course I do. Why do you think I asked?
Ryoko: I said . . . that you would be a PATHETIC DIGUSTING INBREEDER IF YOU MARRIED TENCHI! Why do you think it's so obvious that he likes me better than you?
Ayeka: Why you . . .(tackles Ryoko and they beat the snot out of each other for the next few minutes, taking out the newly repaired wall in the process)
Heero: (walks outside, pointedly avoids Washu, talking to Sasami) Do they always fight like this?
Sasami: *sigh* Yes. We've all gotten used to it by now. We can't stop them.
Wufei: (trying to find some scissors so he can cut his pigtail off) These women are disgusting!
Tenchi: (hiding in a closet somewhere in the house) What are they doing out there? Who is Ryoko talking about? Better go see. (comes out of hiding and goes outside)
Sasami: Tenchi!
Ryo-ohki: Meow!
Ryoko&Ayeka: (immediately stop fighting) Tenchi! Where did go? I missed you!
Ayeka: (looks disgustedly at Ryoko) You were drooling over that cheap imitation over there!
Wufei: What do you mean cheap imitation?! Injustice!
Tenchi: *sweatdrop* Wait! Before you all start fighting again, who are those guys? (points to Heero and Wufei)
Wufei: (looking around for his katana so he can kill Ayeka) I'm not a cheap imitation of anything. That bitch. I'll kill her for that remark. Weak minded fool.
Heero: Do I have to do everything? (starts to tell everyone the story)
Ryoko: Wait. We need to get everyone out here, so you don't have to say this 10 times.
Tenchi: Grandpa! Mihoshi! Kiyone! You guys need to get out here! (people all come rushing outside)
Kiyone: (pouts) What's going on? I was watching COPS.
Tenchi: This is my grandpa, and this is Kiyone.
Heero: (points to Mihoshi) Who's that?
Mihosi: (looks up from the flowers she was just picking) I like Ramen noodles! What was the question, again?
Tenchi: *sweatdrop* Umm, this is Mihoshi.
Mihoshi: Hiiieeee! (waves)
Ayeka&Ryoko: (fighting over who is going to tackle Tenchi first) I saw him first! No, you didn't I di . . .
Heero: Umm . . . anyway. It all started when we were piloting our Gundams.
Tenchi Muyo Charas: -_-;;
Kiyone: Your what?
Heero: Our Gundams. Humanoid machines constructed of Gundanium alloy.
Mihoshi: *holding head* Oww!
Heero: As I was saying . . . *Ranma falls on head*
Ranma: What the hell?!
Ayeka: What is it with falling people today?
Ranma: Where'd Akane go? Shampoo? Pop?
Everyone else: *silence*
Heero: We really need to do something about all this.
Ranma: Will someone tell me where I am?!
Sasami: You're at Tenchi's Grandpa's house!
Ranma: -_- I'm sorry, but that doesn't help me much, kid.
Akane: *falls on Ranma's face*
Ranma: Aaah!
Everyone else: -_-
Wufei: Would you people stay in your own world?!
Ranma: *looks up Akane's skirt* What did I tell you about those blue panties?
Akane: *glare-o-death* DIE! *attacks Ranma*
Ranma: *holding Akane back with one finger*
Akane: I'll kill you and hang you from a . . .
Tenchi: *to Grandpa* What is it with all of these violent, macho chicks?
Grandpa: *chuckling*
Washu: Hmm . . . this could really become a problem.
Heero: Naw, really? You think?
Washu: Shut up, Spandex boy. The greatest genious in the galaxy's speaking.
Tenchi: *to Heero* Don't interrupt her. When she finally has a plan to fix all this, you'll end up with the nasty job.
Washu: *AHEM* As I was saying, this could be a problem because the dimensions that hold all of our worlds together is ripping. At least, they seem to be, if your prescence here is any clue. This kind of thing can't happen naturally, so it must be the work of another scientist. However, until we know the actual cause if these events, we can't stop it from happening again. This may cause all of our worlds to deteriorate beyond repare. We need to find out the identity of the person resposible for this.
Everyone else: . . . . *cricket cricket*
Heero: (is the only person who understood any of what Washu just said)
Ryoko: (is grooming Wufei like a monkey)
Wufei: -_-
Tenchi: Uhh, Miss Washu? Could you say that in . . . English please?
Washu: Simpletons. We need to find out who's making a bunch of random people fall out of the sky and stop them before they do it again, or the whole world could end.
Everyone but Heero and Washu: Ohhhhhhh
Kiyone: How did you come to this conclusion with so little evidence?
Washu: It was easy! Who's the greatest mind in the galaxy? Me!
Tenchi: -_- Thank you, Miss Washu.
Heero: (is ignoring Wufei's plight) So, how will we be able to discover our enemy's identity?
Ranma&Akane: Will someone PLEASE tell us what the hell is going on?!
Washu: I just told you. Anyway . . (is cut off again)
Akane: We just got here! How are we supposed to kno why we were just sucked outta school?
Tenchi: (to Akane and Ranma) Don't interrupt her. ^_^;;
Ayeka: S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F-R-A-G-I-L-I-S-T-I-C-E-X-P-I-A-L-I-D-O-C-I-O-U-S!
Everyone else: . . . .
Ranma: What a reatrd.
Ayeka: What did you say to me?
Ranma: You heard me.
Ayeka: (grabs nearest object-object happens to be a bucket of cold water)
Ranma: Whoa! (dodges water)Whew! That was close!
Akane: Watch out!
Ranma: That was a little belated, doncha think?
Ayeka: Heh heh Don't like the water, huh? (gets another bucketful)
Akane: What is it with you? What's your problem?
Ranma: (whispers to Akane) Maybe she woke up on the wrong side of the whore house this morning.
Akane: (turning purple, trying not to laugh)
Ayeka: Why you! (throws water on Ranma)
Ranam: Damnit!
Everyone else but Akane: O.ô
Sasami& Ryo-okie: (rolling on the ground laughing)
Grandpa: (wondering where the cute red head came from)
Heero: (gets another uncontrollable craving for tofu) Mmm . . .
Ranma: Bring it on, bitch!
Ryoko: (looks up from grooming Wufei's hair) Huh? Whoa!
Ayeka: *summons the little electric wooden log thingies*
Ranma: *looks at her like she's a moron* What the hell? Where did all the floating Lincoln Logs come from?
Ayeka: *tries to shock Ranma* Take that!
Ranma: Take what? You have even sorrier aim than Akane, here. Nyaah! *eyepull*
Ayeka: Why you! *tries to shock Ranma again*
Akane: What do you mean, "even sorrier aim than Akane"?! *knocks Ranma out by throwing her shoe*
Ranma: x_x
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