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Spider Killers Club |
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Don't be deceived by the small size of this deadly creature below! |
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...continued
Theo apologized profusely having not forseen the pain and anguish that Luke would enter into if the spider lived on inside the car... Luke hung his head in sadness as he drove away into the darkness contemplating this difficult situation and thinking of the sleepless night that awaited him due to the worry the new indoor car pet had caused him... Theo and Rebecca waved to Luke as he drove off and then remained in the parking lot for a few more minutes to check the oil in Rebecca's car. But, the strangest thing happened... not 3 minutes had passed when who should return, but a triumphant Lucas Wolgamutus! And in his hand, he proudly held up a white kleenex with the now-deceased spider engulfed within its confines!! Hooray! He had found the spider car pet on the passenger seat and now Luke can sleep and he officially inspired the start of something great.... something wonderful... Introducing... the Spider Killers club!!! (Applause is welcome at this time!) |
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The idea for this recently created club was inspired just last night by my good friend Luke who has an unnatural fear of these multiple legged creatures! Apparently, he had a car pet (no, not carpet!) spider who dwelled within his front left mirror and it bothered him to no end. Each morning, as Luke set out for the day, he was forced to clear a freshly spun web from off his mirror...until last night...dun dun dun... After a Bible study inside our friend Bianca's house, we called it a night and retreated to our cars to go home to catch some much needed beauty sleep. However, Luke's pet spider Sally had somehow entered his car!!! Although fearless Theo attempted to rescue the spider and return it to its natural home in the great outdoors, he failed miserably and the spider ended up lost within the seats of Luke's car... Hence, Luke was perplexed and worried and although he searched the seats of his car, alas the spider could not be found! He so badly wanted to kill the spider, but he just could not find it! |
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It is important for me to mention that the only type of spiders which we do not seek out to kill is the 'Black Widow' spider (as pictured on the left) |
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Before you go and report us to the Authorities for cruelty to spiders
PLEASE READ BELOW!!! |
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Please note that all of this is just foolishness and sillyness. Furthermore, not one spider was harmed in the making of this site. Other than the one spider that Luke (not me - it was Luke's fault!!!) killed, no spiders have been killed (except for the 8 that each one of us swallow each night while sleeping, but it isn't fair to count those!)
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CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO REBKAJO'S HOME PAGE |
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Photo taken of Luke when he returned with the "dead'" spider!!! |
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