These are some misfortunes found in some Mis-Fortune Cookies.
Beware the waiter in the black suit. He just might have his gun aimed at your heart.
Remember that guy with the horrible temper you tripped last week? He learned to use a grenade.
Your stupidity will come in handy.
You'd better call the cops.
RUN!
Normal Fortunes from normal Cookies.
What you left behind is more mellow than wine.
You will cross large waters soon.