hotndirty

9.11.01
we will never forget

you know you got a redneck fire department if....

Fire training consists of everyone standin around a fire gettin' drunk.

New member initiation includes Copenhagen, beer, or mud wrasslin.

Ya ever let a person's house burn down 'cause they wouldn't let you hunt on their land.

Your personal vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it.

Ya ain't got a Dalmation, but you do have a blue heeler named Cornbread!

Ya ever walked through a christmas display and come up with new ideas for a light scheme for your truck.

Your rescue truck can smoke the tires.

You've taken a truck mud boggin.

Your department's name is mispelled on all the equipment.

You've ever referred to a light bar as sexy.

Ya ever took a girl/guy on a date in a pumper.

The only time the truck(s) leaves the station is for its annual weekly check.

You have tobacco spit stains on the side off your engines...and on the floor and the walls....

You hand out spit cups before each meeting.

Everyone on your department is related in some way or another.

You've ever been arrested for indecent exposure at a house fire.

If your apparatus has NASCAR driver numbers on them.

Some of your firefighters have responded on 4wheelers or horseback.

**If Your chief responds to a call and gets in a fight over who gets the deer that the car hit!!!**

F I R E F I G H T E R S
find 'em hot n leave 'em wet

For God hath not given us the spirit of fear, but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind II TIMOTHY 1:7		Station #50 Aquadale VFD

	^{When I am called to duty, God,}^{Whenever flames may rage,} ^{Give me the strength to save some life}^{Whatever be its age,} ^{Help me embrace a little child}^{Before it is too late} ^{Or save an older person from}^{The horror of that fate} ^{Enable me to be alert and}^{Hear the weakest shout} ^{And quickly and efficiently}^{To put the fire out} ^{I want to fill my calling and}^{To give the best in me,} ^{To guard my every neighbor and}^{Protect his property} ^{And if according to my fate}^{I am to lose my life,} ^{Please bless with your}^{protecting hand} ^{My children and my husband or wife.}