Everything is funny as long as it happens to somebody else. -Will Rogers
he universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it. -Marcus Aurelius Antonius
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -E. E. Cummings
Life is a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved. -Osho
People are always blaming their circumsances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want and if they can't find them, the make them. -George Bernard Shaw
A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent. -William Blake
In nature their are neither rewards nor punishments- only consequences. -Robert G. Ingersoll
Faults would not last long if the fault were on either side. -Francois de La Rochefauld
I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that do not work. -Thomas Edison
Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all. -Dale Carnegie
Only a mediocre person is always at his best. -Somerset
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. -Michel de Montagaigne
All children are essentially criminal. -Denis Diderot
Parents are the last people who ought to have children. -Samuel Butler
The fault no child ever loses is the one he was most punished for. -Cesare Beccaria
No man who is in a hurry is quite civilized. -Will and Ariel Durant
It is a luxary to be understood. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Walking isn't a lost art- one must, by some means, get to the garage. -Evan Esar
The books I haven't written are better than the books other people have. -Cyril V. Connolly
Force, violence, pressure, or compulsion with a view of comformity, are both uncivilized and undemocratic. -Mohanda Gandhi
Conservatives are not nessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. -BJohn Stuart Mills
Consistancy is a paste jewel that only cheap men cherish. -William Allen White
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. -Franklin P. Jones
The past is but the beginning of a beginning. -H.G. Wells
The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. -Harry S. Truman
Distrust all men in whom the impulse to punish is powerful. -Friedrich Nietzsche
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. -Robert Cody
You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can get with a kind word alone. -Al Capone
The great law of culture: let each become all that he was capable of being. -Thomas Carlyle
The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken. -Samuel Johnson
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth. -Lillian Hellman
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. -E.B. White
The important thing is not to stop questioning. -Albert Einstein
The perpetual obstacle to human advancement is custom. -John Stuart Mill
We should weep for men at their birth, not at their death. Baron de Montesquieu
There is a destiny that makes us all brothers, none goes his way alone. All that we send into the lives of others comes back into our own. -Edwin Markham
In his private heart no man much respects himself. -Mark Twain
