written by myself and Allison Lapham
written by myself and Amber Morgan
A very sh*tty teacher
I don't deserve to live
To the devil my soul I give!
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
Ms. Boll, Ms. Boll, you're fat, fat, fat
Ms. Boll, Ms. Boll, you're ugly!
Ms. Boll, Ms. Boll, you're fat, fat fat
Ms. Boll, Ms. Boll, you're a loser!
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
Ms. Boll you have no social life
Before you were born it ends
Although you teach an English class
You can't define the word 'friends'!
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
You're always telling us not to talk
With f*cking members of the peer group!
Well f*ck you and f*ck them too
You shouldn't be such a sh*t *ssed snoop!
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
If all is so tubular,
What the hell happened to you?
You sit on your *ss all day,
With nothing but being a bitch to do!
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
If Ms. Boll was to die today,
Everyone would be so happy!
To leave her sh*tty class,
That is so very crappy!
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
Whoever would want to marry Ms. Boll
Has got to be out of their mind!
Just to marry a bitch like that,
Who is so very unkind!
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
Ms. Boll you must feel kinda cool,
To switch kids from hour to hour.
But in all reality you're just a wimp,
Who won't put up with kids who's mouths are sour.
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
This song has been mostly about Ms. Boll,
But think about English's reputation!
If you were f*cked up enough to like it before,
To like it again you'd need an opperation!
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
Ms. Boll you think you're so f*ckin' hip and cool,
Well you need a reality check!
Your clothes are 1940's queer crap,
And your face is a wreck!
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
I dread English every day,
What new sh*t will you put us through?
A lecture on how bad of a class we are,
Or do we just have to put up with you?
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
I almost feel sorry for you,
You're so pathetic and ugly.
Everyone else hates you too,
Then I think (say) oh F*CK YOU!
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
When you die just picture the funeral,
If anyone but the priest is there they'll wear yellow.
Everyone will sing with glee,
The attmosphere won't be mellow!
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
I wonder if you were ever not so ugly,
I supose it's not possible!
But what the f*ck- say it is,
It was obviously easily tossable!
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
CHORUS:
My name's Ms. Boll
And I have a goal
I'm going to go to hell
And all will be so swell!
Ms. Boll
You're an asshole!
You're a b*tch
And a f*cking witch!
(spoken)
[kid #1] Lets throw 'er in a f*ckin ditch!
[kid #2] Damnit yeah!
And Johnny wanted revenge.
Johnny sat and thunk all day
He didn't know what to do.
But Johnny really wanted revenge
So he took a sh*t on you!
F*ck the world and f*ck you too!
fa la la la la la la la la
Bring hate and terorr to all!
fa la la la la la la la la
Slotter pigs and dogs and horses!
fa la la la la la la la la
Don't make use for any of it!
fa la la la la la la la la
When your done screw yourself...
AND GO TO HELL!!!
RAAC Translation co.
Golden Valley, MN
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