Tia: you can call me Ian Lickable.
Austin: Oh you most certainly are... lickable that is. HAHAHA I AM SUCH A DORK
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| My super-duper absolutly fucking fantastic best friend. 1/3 batgirl ready to help anyone in need and settle any arguments, 1/3 twiggy with her innocence and half girl/half fairy thing going on and 1/3 Catherine Deneve back in the swinging 60's when she was the coolest cat on the block. It's Tia for those of you who are idiots. Come on, you all know you love her. Wicked nice, but still posesses a sharp enough wit to register her as someone to reckon with. A completely quirky/random chick who you can as easily imagine listening to "your so vain" and singing along as you can reading all the gory details of serial murderers. I LOVE YOU TIA. but you should do your homework more and get more sleep and time to play with my birthday present. | |
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| T I A (my girl! my girl! As a guy friend once said "SUCH A HOT BODY, such a beautiful girl... can I have her?") | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Ok look UP ^^^ ! Thats the pic i'm going to be discussing in this little column thingy. Tia had just discovered this marvelous new invention called the web camera (even though this one sucks, its a friends) and proceeded to !GASP! take pictures of herself. Got the "sexy/flippant/mysterious-hair-over-one-eye" thing going on there which works very well. I'm sorry I think she looks like twiggy. Ok maybe not Twiggy exactly, but you know those girls that dance in the Austin Powers movies? Yeah she looks like she could be one of them. And her name would be Tatiana (Ian- her agent name) Lickable. Tia: you can call me Ian Lickable. Austin: Oh you most certainly are... lickable that is. HAHAHA I AM SUCH A DORK |
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| Got to fix the hair. Don't touch the hair, i like the whole slightly wispy, "yeah-I-jus-got-back-from-raping-Johnny-Depp-on-Mashas-bed" look. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| I like the sexy shoulder bearing move. This is like hard-core porn in Iraq. If she was to bear her shoulder on Iraqi television they would be watchin her like Ethiopian children watch the Food Channel. Nice smile. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Thats her future boyfriend Jake. Their going to live in London while she becomes a forensic scientist and he continues to be a movie star. They'll have a little girl and name her something pretty like Emma and Jake will always walk around the house in his boxers and quote lines from books or 60's records outloud and they'll live in an eclecic flat smack dab in the middle of the REAL Soho and live will live be wonderful. And Auntie Masha will cme visiting with her 12 cats during the holdiays. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Thats Johnny her lover. He fucked her brains out before she met Jake. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||