Winner
"And then there was this time, when Merry was really drunk, you see. He and Rosie went back to the barn and..."
*Smack!*
Merry: "Shut UP Pippin!"
~Jessa
Runner Up
Pippin: And this is my war face...............hisssssssssssss.....
Merry: And you really need to work on it.
~Enedoriel
Winner
"We go this way Merry, the Mr. Apple says Mordor is THIS way!"
~Nimras
Runner Up
Frodo: Pippin, what the heck are you doing?
Pippin: hey....whoa, guys I can't see!!! What did you put in this apple? I'm going blind!!!
Frodo: For heaven's sake Pip, open your eyes! ((Sigh))
~Sheranne
Winner
Apparently, Merry has skipped the part in the script about the Troll.
~Amy
Runner Up
"The hamsters have got me, Pippin! Save me! The HAMSTERS!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!......."
~Nimras
Round Six:
Winner
Sam: I hate to tell you this, Smeagol, but loincloths were last year's fad.
Smeagol: Oh no!
~Aly
Runner Up
Sam: Hey Gollum, what's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Gollum: Which one, African or European?
Sam: An UNLADEN swallow; we'll worry about the coconuts later.
Gollum: Coconuts??? Mean, fat, nasty Hobbitses confusing me!