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The Official Wigga Webpage |
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Real Ultimate Power |
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Hi, this site is all about wiggaz, REAL WIGGAZ. This site is awesome. My name is Dallas and I can't stop thinking about wiggaz. These guys are str8 dIZope; and by str8 dIZope, I mean totally sweet. |
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1. Wiggaz are mammals.
2. Wiggaz pose ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the wigga is to flip out and act like black people. |
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Weapons and gear: |
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Ebonics Dictionary |
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Fake platinum and diamonds |
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Eminem album |
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Testimonial: |
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Wiggaz can kill any style they want! Wiggaz bite off blacks ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was a wigga who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped some rhymes the wigga killed the whole rap. My friend T-Bone (aka Timothy) said that he saw a wigga totally uppercut some kid just becaue the kid was wearing better FUBU gear. |
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And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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If you don't believe that wiggaz have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will challenge you to a battle!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Wiggaz are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Wiggaz are white, greasy, posers, phony, obnoxious, and sweet. I cant wait to start listening to Vanilla Ice next year. I love wiggaz with all of my body (including my pee pee). |
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Q and A:. |
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Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about wiggaz?
A: Wiggaz are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand, they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, wiggaz are very meager and self-conscious.
Q: I heard that wiggaz are always sagging and wearing K-Swiss. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, wiggaz can be fags OR totally awesome.
Q: What do wiggaz do when they're not stealing black culture and flipping out?
A: Most of their time is spent shopping, but sometime they flow. (Ask T-Bone if you don't believe me.) |
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This is a picture of my best friend T-Bone showing off. He's a lot whiter than me and has almost finished his "Beginning DJ" class, which is bragable. |
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Real Ultimate Power: The Original (poor bastard) |
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BrianX.com: Real Ultimate Parodies |
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