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Long ago in a land far far away lived a little girl named Maria. In her culture, when a child of her stature reaches a certain age they make a journey. Well Maria's journey came unexpectedly. She was a well rounded girl and always spoke her mind. She was sitting in her 1st grade class and her teacher, Chinthya, ask her to come up to the board and explain why they called black baords, a black board when it is obiously green. Maria being a fustrated violent child told Chinthya to forcively excert the black/green board up her anus. The teacher sent her to the (Adelina's) Princeple's office and that was her first referal. When Adelina asked why she said it, Maria replied "its a chalk board, and you can forcevly excert that up your anus as well". After she said that she was asked to never return. So she burned down the building. She had to apply to may other schools in this land far far away, but she was never accepted in any of them because she had burned down the building. So Maria had to make a Journey to a new land that would except her for her short temperd violent self. She went to the airport and hijacked the closest plane to the runway and off she went. When she landed the plane she realized she was in Madison Fuckin' Wisconsin, And she decided to stay and see what she could make of her life. she enrolled at the local elementry school where they had never heard of this violent child who liked to burn things. but unfortunetly they had to learn the hard way. She was always disrupting the class and setting things on fire. so one day her friend gave her a guitar and this shiny blue guitar disstracted her for a moment, she picked it up and started to wail, like a ninja. then she relized that the "music" that was coming out of it sucked to the duck, so she slamed it up against the wall and started to light things on fire for she always carried a lighter. Then one day she was out for a week and met her match. Infact there were two of them. Nick C,.and Jon D. jon took care of her hyper runaround and light things on fire side and Nick took care of her lets go be crafty and make something, They also taught her how to play Asshole, which she has now forgotten. and late at night the three of them would all stand up and sing slow songs really loud and out of tune. she had finally found people who were not scared of her short tempered violent self. But the sad part is she only see nick once a year and jon twice if she's lucky. Jons a cowboy and Marias a priate and Nick, well nick is one fine fine fine guy. |
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