Scene 1:
the three friends walk along through their lonely, dark, desolate town. Talking- not so much. Then..it happened. The cramps. They always kick in when a vampire is near. So I yelled at the friends "SHUT UP" and told them to hide.
Scene 2: Kelly kicks ass.
Scene 3: After a long night night of kicking ass, the 3 friends decide to go home and make grilled cheese. Buffy then realizes "wow, it's already one in the morning. I have to get home." Buffy leaves.
Scene 4: Kelly and Orlando are left alone. They are puzzled for they don't know what they should do. Orlando suggest a stimulating round of Parcheesi, but Kelly declines and embarassingly admits she can't count higher than 10. After an akward moment of silence, Kelly suggests practicing marbles. This time, Kelly doesn't kick ass. She gets her ass kicked.
Scene 5: After a long session of marble playing, Orlando has worked up a sweat. So Kelly decides it is time for a rest. She and Orlando sit on the big oversized fluffy couch and discuss stuff.
Scene 6: Orlando puts his arm around Kelly.
Scene 7: Orlando goes in for the kill. (But is very careful, because if he does something wrong, Kelly will kick his ass. kinky.)
Scene 8: the sun comes up and sadly Orlando departs because secretly he is an undercover vampire.
Scene 9: Orlando ponders his true "evilness" because he is wondering if he may be in love with his enemy. He ponders this all day.
Scene 10: Orlando meets Kelly at sunset. He first says "Have you heard of Romeo and Juliet?" Kelly says no. "Oookay, Maria and Tony maybe?" Kelly says no again. "Ookay, how about orange juice after you brush your teeth? You love both of them, but you can't put them together." Ding , a light bulb goes on in Kelly's mind. "I understand now."
Scene 11: Orlando confesses everything and his undying (because he can't die because he's a vampire) love for Kelly. They go off to Tahiti and have a long life of happiness picking and harvesting coconuts.
