1. Pirates are animals.
2. Pirates hunt for treasure ALL the time.
3. The purpose of a Pirate is to find the booty and take it from people.
Pirates hunt for anyones treasure they want! Pirates can find booty ALL they time and dont even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awsom, that these guys are drunk ALL the time. I heard that there was this pirate who was drinking his rum. And when some dude started to play polka, the pirate ran up beside him and started to dance. My friend Kimber said that she saw some drunken pirates "dance" at a polka festival.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Pizzazz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you don't believe me that pirates have REAL Ultimate Pizzazz then you better get a life right now or they will come and hunt down your treasure!!! Its and easy choice if you ask me.
Pirates are soooooooo rad that I want to crap my pants. I cant believe it some times, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awsom, and thats a fact. Pirates are fast, smooth, cool, strong powerful and rad. I cant wait to start polka lessons next year. I love pirates with all my body (including my pee pee).
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about pirates?
A: Pirates are the ultimate parodox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, they are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that pirates are cruel and mean. Whats their deal?
A: Who ever told you that is a liar. Just like other animals pirates can be mean OR totally awsome.
Q: What do pirates do when they are not drunk or listening to polka?
A: Most of their free time is spent sailing but some times they sing. (If you dont believe me then ask Kimber)
