PUBLIC SERVICE REMINDER
THE ONLY THING MORE DEADLY THEN CIGERETS IS HENTAI. THIS INSIDIUS PLEG WILL SUCK YOU IN AND IS MORE ADDICTIVE THAN ANY DRUG, AND ONLY HALF AS FULLFILLING. IF THIS WARNING IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH, PREPAIR TO BE SCARED STRATE...
THE ONLY PERSON MORE UBSESED WITH MONKEYS THEN MYSELF...IF THAT'S POSSIBLE...