| JACK |
| THERE ARE RADIOACTIVE RATS IN MY CLOSET. AT NIGHT THEY GO OUT AND STEAL STUFF AND BRING IT BACK TO MY CLOSET. I FIND WIRED STUFF IN MY CLOSET... |
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
| I DISAPEARED FOR A WEEK. I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS. THEY LEFT ME NAKED IN THE DESERT AND MY ASS HERTED. |
| MOMMY DROPPED ME ON MY HEAD...TWICE |