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Welcome to the Realm of the Useless (Idiots.)

Here you will find the most stupid, inane, and pointless comments, quotes, and other. Point is, we're going to rot your brains and enjoy every minute of it.

Homer J.
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Great High Gaud
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COME BACK!!!!!

Gaud's Log 7/27/03 - Back again. Getting the feel of the return. Latest events, as stated, have prevented my words of late, as they have removed me from my newly re-acquainted colleague. He has ben unable to gain access to any computer systems. Let's just say kegs, kittens, 3 indonesian hookers, and an open network do NOT mix. Enough said, I think, take my word for it, please. I have been able to grant myself limited access, hopefully things will be much improved soon, once I can secure the services of Homer J once again, but this is the LAST time I bail you out, you should have known better H. J....I mean, honestly, swiss cheese, what were you THINKING?!? Well, onward and upward, soon I will obtain my link of recent, and not so recent works, which exists on writing.com......you can look me up there, I just can't remember where to go.....Claire, if you're reading this, a link would be helpful? More things will soon be available here, give me a few weeks to sort things out, you fanatics! Signing off...

Gaud's Log 7/19/03 - Motherless fuckheads! I am back. Scared bitches? Yes, it's true, the net is no longer safe, hide your children lest they be deep fried and put between two slices of bread. Hide yourselves, NO ONE is safe! No, don't even bother, because I WILL find you!!! And the longer I'm looking, the more hungry, pissed off, and probably drunk I'm going to be! I would take the time to fill you all in on what has been going on, and I may do so later. But as of right now, there is little to tell. be careful though, non-believers, for a new day has risen, and we're waiting....

Gaud's Log 5/6/02 - Hello again. Been a little behind, but I have a few days open to do a little work, while I'm not busy causing terror on the streets. So during this time, it is my hope to finish the design for this beautiful site, as well as get a couple links ready to go. Wish me luck. But in the meantime, if anyone has anything to say that they'd like posted, please send it to the above e-mail, or to Homer J.'s as soon as it's available. This site is going to be very people-oriented, so we'd like to get participation from the very beginning. Thanks and bye now.

Is this familiar to any of my 2 bazillion fans? No? Well up yours bitches! Try this,
Gaud's Log 4/18/02 - Out with the old, in with the new. Old site still the shizznitupzipzapsnap, but no more work, no more taking over world. I mean, no more entertaining fans, yeah.....so here now, welcome, enjoy the ignorance. Welcome new correspondant (not to mention the one who suggested the new base of operations), Homer J.

Simpson's Log
Star date 4/18/2002:
Hopefully this site will be the tale of my successfull journey from a small town actor to a Hollywood movie star with many stupid inane and just plain useless missadventures of The High Gaud and I, as well as any others that may or may not hop on the bandwagon along the way.

Singed, Homer J.

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