Scrambled Brains
(To the tune of Jingle Bells)
Dashing through the snow
In a pair of broken skis
Off a cliff we go
Smashing into trees (2...3...4...)
Falling on the ground
My head is spinning 'round
An avalanche approaches and I'm covered in a mound
CHORUS: (x2)
Oh, scrambled brains
Scrambled brains
Scrambled by a tree
I have a concussion
And I need some surgery
I get back on my skis
And head back down the slope
This is really dumb
And I look like a dope (oh yeah)
I'm gaining lots of speed
And then I hear a call
I look the other way
And then I smash into a wall
CHORUS (x2)