FOOD.

Who doesn't like it? Nobody, because literally everybody need it besides anorexics and belemics :(. Thats why I was forced to review food decided to go to Nord Burger and get an assortment of items from the menu and review them. From Nord Burger I got:

� A Chicken Kahuna Burger
� Crinkle Cut Royal Fries
� A Strawberry Milkshake
� Chicken Nuggets

Ordering the food was a breeze. I gave them my order and they took my money. Just like any restaurant. When they asked for my name I told them my name was Nick because literally, every time, without fail they get my name wrong. Either they spell it Vasltav or Vastav or just down right refuse to write it down because they "don't know how to", or they're "confused". Maybe it's my accent and it's my fault. Maybe it's because the workers are ignorant about Eastern European names, knowledge that is very important in Australia in 2018. Maybe I'm getting worked up over nothing and this is just filler so that this page could look like it actually has something on it. Mind you Nick said his name was Vatslav so I had no option but to say my name was Nick. Anyway, I order my food and sat down to wait. Nick and Riley ordered slightly before me so naturally they get their food before me. Whilst I was waiting for my meal I realized that I didn't order a drink. I walked over to the milkshake bar and waited for around 7 minutes. Through the window behind the counter I could see a worker her phone. She slowly looked up at me and proceeded made an audible groan. She slowly walked over and said in monotone "Hey how can I help?"
"Yeah, could I just get a Strawberry milkshake?"
"uh ha" She replied.

She made the shake and put it on the counter

"Ok."

I return to my table, milkshake in hand, and continue my long and torturous wait. Nick and Riley sat around me with their food, making me even more eager for the greasy, disgusting mess I was restlessly waiting for.

The man behind the register calls out my name (Nick, the name I gave them). I stand up and bolt for the tray. I noticed that while holding the tray it was of moderate weight, presumably because of how much grease is in burger and fries. As I bit into the burger my mouth filled with fluids, mainly spit and oil. Despite the various substances in my mouth it tasted pretty good. The crunch of the chicken mingled with the soft sesame seed bun. The saltiness perfectly amalgamated with the sweetness of the pineapple. It was ecstasy, for the first bite. With each chomp it slowly turned into a bland and flavourless chunk of various foods. My mouth had already gotten used to the burger that it was needed a break and craved something else. I glanced at the fries, "It's time." I said. I rinsed my mouth with the delicious strawberry milkshake and grasp the fork with my sopping wet hand. With the fork, I impale the potatoes as if they were...worms or something. I cram the spuds into my gaping mouth hole. The sensation was exactly like the burger, amazing at first but then more and more monotonous with each bite.

Once I was done with the feast and was wiping the wet from my forehead Riley had told me that I needed 4 items. I asked it I could steal a chicken nugget and he obliged. The nugget tasted like the chicken breast but scaled down 3 factors. Pretty lacklustre.

In conclusion, Nord Burger is a fine establishment but could do without the poor service and greasiness. The burger and fries got boring after a short while but the shake was intersteller. It was so fantastic. Unbelievable. It was sweet but not too sweet as to not dry your mouth out. And the nuggets were ok...I guess.

If I had to rate the whole experiance I would give it an......

8 out of 10