About Us

What, so you want to know why the hell we started P.I.E? Well, isn't it obvious? Oh for Gods sake, put DOWN that bloody pie! It is warping your mind.......
Anyway, we believe that pies are evil baked goods (Not to be confused with delicious baked goods). Why, I hear you cry? Well, for the following reasons, we hate pies.
1. They taste absolutely disgusting. Especially custard pie. Pastry and custard? Whose bright idea was that? *stabs custard pie inventor*
2. They are hollywood stars. Oh come on, the American Pie trilogy? And you know trendies are evil.
3. They are taking over the world. I mean, the USA is one of the popular/greed-filled countries in the world, and they're famous for APPLE PIE!
4. Pie Is Evil spells PIE. Doesn't that just tell you everything?
5. And finally, because they are really evil. they are recieving political back up. Which must be stopped. Straight after lunch. I have quorn sandwiches today, you know.
Look! Presidential support! Nooooooooooo!


So, who are we? Do you really want to know? Ok then.
Hi!My name is... Liz Wharmby. My name sucks.
A/S/L???? a/s/l? Don't insult my intelligence, there's not a lot of it.
Pretty please?? Bugger off.
With a cherry on top? Will you stop bugging me if I tell you?
Yes. Ok then, I'm 13 (14 in November) (actaully, im 15 now, but i couldn't be arsed to update this), I'm female (obviously) and I'm from a craphole called Redditch in England. And by the way, I hate cherries.-_-
Errrr, why are you involved with P.I.E? I came up with the original idea that pies are totally evil. It started at school about a year ago, and the guys we hang around with started a conversation about how great pie is. Thats when I realised that pies were warping everyones mind....
Where can I contact you and do you have any other webbies? My email is [email protected], so you can contact me there for MSN messenger. I used to have webbies, but they kind of went down the pan. Laziness grows with age. Well, up to a certain age, at least. I do have a livejournal though, it be here. Anyway, can I go now?
Do you have to? Yes. Questions suck arse....


Okay, so who's the other person running this thing? Okay, hi, my name's Caroline Curtis aka Caz. My name also sucks. (We are depressed, depressing and depressants. Could you tell?)
Age? (I learnt not to say a/s/l anymore...) I'm 13, 14 in January. And before you ask, I'm female too.
Liz: Haha! I'm older than you!
Shut up Liz.
Liz: Wait, that means ill die first.....cool....*wonders about something completely unrelated*
How did you and Liz meet? You mean how did our bizarre minds meet?
*Insert wavy flashback lines here*
It was a few years back in my old school that I went to with Liz (I left) and we were sat together in English lessons. Shortly afterwards we had to do a project together based on those decision adventure books-you know the ones: 'Do you turn right (go to page 3) or turn left (go to page 4)?' that was set in Ancient Egypt. Of course, when we got together the book became completely random. We had snake pits, spikes, dying for no apparent reason (or was that a curse? I can't remember now). That's when we decided we were like-minded-and the rest is geography as they say.
Why did you tell me all that? Well to be fair, you did ask.
I suppose. So, do you have any other websites? Plugging! Yes, I have several-each as bad as the others. Meilin's Poppy Field is my main site at the moment which is basically my random little hideaway. Some of my other sites are linked from there. Fallen is my new Evanescence site-I guess it'd be better if there was more stuff on there. Oh well. Anyhoo up as I like to say.


Some more questions about us and the site will be answered in the FAQ section. When we've put it up. Until then, I'm afraid you'll simply have to wait.

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