"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." ----Alvy Singer, "Annie Hall" "Idle hands spend time at the genitals. And we all know how much God hates that." ----Drippy, "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" "You aren't too bright. I like that in a man." ----Matty Walker, "Body Heat" "I believe in long, slow, deep, soft wet kisses that last three days." ----Crash Davis, "Bull Durham" "We have had triumphs, we have made mistakes, and we have had sex." ----fmr. President George H.W. Bush "Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time." ----Gloria Wandrous, "Butterfields" "I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair." ----Madge Norwood, "Calvin in the Cotton" "Waterhouse did some penis work of his own, got the Clap, had it cured, bought condoms. All of the sailors did this. They were like three-year-olds who shove pencils in their ears, discover that it hurts, and stop doing it." ----Cryptonomicon by Neal Town Stephenson "They are doing away with drive-ins. Now where are the teenagers going to go to not watch a movie?" ----Harold Nicolson