People God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept. And the strength to hide the bodies of the people I may have to kill in the course of the day. ----Anonymous "Are you the guy that keeps telling me to beware? 'Cause I'll tell you where to be...out of my sight!" ----Master Shake, "Aqua Teen Hunger Forcce" "It isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn to you; but, well, there haven't been any quiet moments!" ----Dr. David Huxley, "Bringing up Baby" "Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda?" ----Virginia Hill, "Bugsy" "There should be some schools called deformatories to which people are sent if they are too good to be practical." ----Samuel Butler "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." ----Rick Blaine, "Casablanca" "We are all worms, but I rather think I am a glowworm." ----fmr. Prime Minister Winston Churchill Mitch Robbins: Hi, Curly, kill anyone today? Curly: Day ain't over, yet. ----"City Slickers" "In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." ----Anne Frank, "The Diary of Anne Frank" "I'll chase the Snake People so far back into the trees, they'll have to import daylight." ----Belgarath, Polgara the Sorceress by David Eddings "Remind me again, who are the bad guys?" ----D.A. Arthur Branch, "Law & Order" "You can easily judge the character of a man, by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. ----James D. Miles Hisa: Incredible. First day of school and you're already one of the most popular seventh graders. Anita: Funny, I feel more like a panda bear at the zoo. ----"Read or Die: The TV" Guy on Phone: Hey, wanna come out to the bar? Guy at Home: You can take your bar, and shove it up your ass! I'm watching TiVo! ----"Robot Chicken" "Either your arguing stops instantly, or you'll both be pissing lead!" ----Genjyo Sanzo, Saiyuki Reload vol. 1 by Kazuya Minekura "I'm trying to make the best out of a bad situation, and I don't need crap from hippies living in denial! Screw you guys, I'm going home!" ----Eric Cartman, "South Park "Now can we have an answer from someone who's not a complete retard?" ----Mr. Garrison, "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" "I don't do well in groups. It's hard to work in a group when you're omnipotent." ----Q, "Star Trek: The Next Generation" "A Dwarf on sojourn in the Shire would probably go to a lot of dinner parties where pompous boring Hobbits would hold forth like this. This Dwarf would view the whole thing as entertainment. He would know that he could always go back out into the real world, so much vaster and more complex than these Hobbits imagined, and slay a few Trolls and remind himself of what really mattered." ----Cryptonomicon by Neal Town Stephenson "That's it! I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!" ----Terk, Disney's Tarzan "I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself." ----Judy Tenuta