Y'all know all those stupid forwards we get through email, like, "A friend is like a rainbow", etc., well, I received this from my roommate, and thought it was so funny, that, not only did I email it to everyone I know, I've decided to post it here. I do that alot. I like to post these stupid things I get in emails.

OATH TO MY FRIEND

When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared, I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

And when you are lost, I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

When you are sick I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend. And the whole reason people have friends is to have fun and it's not too much fun being a shining beacon.