Q: Have you done the dishes yet?
A: I wasn't home that long!
Q: What's your favorite jelly bean?
A: I prefer capuccino jelly beans. They taste like coffee, yet, they're not. But I'm also partial to the popcorn flavored ones, too.
Q: What's in that?
A: That's the $64,000 question. But I wouldn't eat it.
Q: What are you doing tonight?
A: Same thing I do every night: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! *maniacal laugh*
Q: What's for dinner?
A: Go ask your mother.
Q: Are we there yet?
A: No! And you should've gone before you left!
Q: Have you cleaned your room yet?
A: I'm thinking about the possibility of thinking about attempting to do it.
Q: Can I have $5?
A: No, Donnie, now, stop asking!
Q: What time is it?
A: One of.
Q: What's your favourite colour?
A: *looks around* This page is green. The last page was green. You know, I think I like green.
Q: Do you want fries with that?
A: But it came with fries!
Q: Have you cleaned out the car yet?
A: No, 'cause it's raining.
Q: What's on TV tonight?
A: That's what TV Guide and the Internet are for! Go look it up yourself.
Q: What's the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?*
A: 42*
Q: What's wrong?
A: *rolls eyes heavenward* Nothing, for the upteenth time.
*copyright by Douglas Adams