"Any time four New Yorkers get into a car together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place." ----Johnny Carson Travis Lehman: Oh yeah, she's very pretty, for a convicted murderer. I just came here as a professional courtesy since she's in New Orleans and plans on killing one of your prominent citizens. Jim Mangold: Well, how does she plan to do that? Travis Lehman: Probably with the .38 special she stole from me. ----"Double Jeopardy "If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me." ----Bobcat Goldthwait I've got you for conspiracy and if I eat my Wheaties, I can get you for 2nd degree murder." ----A.D.A. Jack McCoy, "Law & Order" "I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife." ----Ilie Nastase "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains. A pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body first." ----Jerry Seinfeld "Oh dear, I never realized what a terrible lot of explaining one has to do in a murder." ----Agatha Christie