Once Upon a Pile of Rocks...
By Me
Once upon a time, a baby was born on a forest path in the Enchanted Forest. The fairies of the forest were being mischievous, so, they kidnapped me whilst I my parents were sleeping. They placed me in the cradle of somebody and took that baby and put it with my parents. When I woke up, the people were staring at me oddly. As it turns out, the child had been a male. When I was old enough, my family moved to Somerset and sold all of their belongings for a large sack of pickles and a pile of rocks. When we got to Somerset, the Saxons over took the place, my family built a tree, and built a house in it where we lived �til I joined the revelers. Then the Saxons came� and they hurt us� and then they gave us jell-o and ice cream and we liked it.
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