Split Personality Disorder
Male Dilemmas

Guy -1 : Not attracted to him and don't want to know anything else about him
Guy 0 : Attracted to him but don't know anything about him... yet
Guy 1 : You're attracted to him but he's not attracted to you
Guy 2 : He's attracted to you but you're not attracted to him
Guy 3 : You're attracted to him and he's attracted to you (mutual like-age)

(1/2)Guy 1 + (1/2)Guy 2 -> Guy 3
It's Chemistry! (See we do learn something...)

Guy 10 : Attractive, nice, good personality, but a dumb bunny
Guy 11 : Guy 3, but too old
Guy 12 : Guy 11, but with a gf
Guy 13 : Guy 3 with a gf
Guy 14 : Guy 3, but too young
Guy 15 : Guy 14, but with a gf
Guy 16 : Guy 3, but a friend's ex
Guy 17 : Guy 3, but a friend's brother
Guy 18 : Guy 3, but a friend's dad
Guy 19 : Guy 3, but your cousin
Guy 20 : Guy 3, but he's married
Guy 21 : Friend of Guy 3 (you want Guy 3, but you get a friend)
Guy 22 : Friend of a friend
Guy 23 : Friend of Guy 22
Guy 24 : Your roommate, who is a Guy 3, but it'd be too awkward
Guy 25 : Guy 24 with a gf
Guy 26 : Guy 10 with a gf
Guy 27 : Guy 10, but dumber (than even a dumb bunny)
Guy 28 : Gay
Guy 29 : Guy 28 with a bf
Guy 30 : Transvestite
Guy 31 : Guy 30 with a gf/bf (ya never know...)
Guy 32 : Not a guy at all.... actually a girl (with masculine issues)
Guy 33 : Guy 32/Girl 32 with a gf/bf
Guy 34 : Girl... a real girl.. a normal girl
Guy 35 : Guy 34 with a gf/bf
Guy 36 : Guy that's weirder than you...
Guy 37 : ...You're weirder than him
Guy 38 : Multiple personality disorder (Guy 1, 2, and 3)
Guy 39 : Guy 1 who is a manipulative bastard
Guy 40 : Guy 1 who is way to cocky
Guy 41 : Guy 1, and he knows is, but he keeps you around for ass
Guy 42 : Guy 2, but you keep him around for ass
Guy 43 : Guy 1 with a gf
Guy 44 : Guy 2 with a gf
Guy 45 : Guy 3 who turns into Guy 1
Guy 46 : Guy 3 who turns into a Guy 2
Guy 47 : Your best friend
Guy 48 : Guy 47 with a gf
Guy 49 : Guy 3, but too cocky
Guy 50 : Guy 3, but too feminine (you feel a bit more masculine than he is)
Guy 51 : Guy 3 with a kid
Guy 52 : Guy 3 with a different ethnicity
Guy 53 : Guy 3, too short
Guy 54 : Guy 3, too tall
Guy 55 : Guy 3 with a different religion
Guy 56 : Guy 3 who's bored of our list
Guy 57 : Guy 1, 2, or 3, but needs to name his member something hyper masculine
Guy 58 : Guy 3 who looks like a movie star
Guy 59 : Guy who is a movie star
Guy 60 : Guy in an underwear add
Guy 61 : Guy 3 who's too thin
Guy 62 : Guy 3 who's too heavy
Guy 63 : Guy 3 with too much facial hair
Guy 64 : Guy 3 who is too messy (...well aren't we gettting picky :D)
Guy 65 : Guy 3 who is neat freak
Guy 66 : A freak
Guy 67 : Guy 66 with a gf
Guy 68 : Guy 3 who's a bit too perfect
Guy 69 : Guy 3 who is addicted to sex (cum on girls, you know we just had to do it)
Guy Guy Guy Guy Guy Infinity : The perfect MAN

Heh heh heh... Hey girls, if you have any ideas, e-mail them to us at [email protected], and type "Guys" in the subject line. :)

"Nearly all men can survive adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
~Abraham Lincoln


The reason for all of this....


How come when you find someone you want to be with they are a dick, but when you find someone that wants you to be with you you try so hard to like them, but you can't and you feel so bad about hurting him, but when Guy 1 hurts you he seems to feel nothing? lol oy vey

lol... I know... maybe it's something to do with the fact that Guy 1 probably has a bigger ego than Guy 2 :P... or maybe Guy 1's not serious about anything and Guy 2 is... or Guy 2 has some experience Guy 1 doesn't have... or maybe it's their genes... or maybe (lol) Guy 2 was abducted by aliens who think guys in general are dumb and brainwashed him into being nice... or maybe... I'll stop now :D (aka... I have no idea)

LOL I think that basically all those reasons combined work, but why couldn't they change Guy 1 (those mean aliens) 'cause then everything would be good :) but they don't :(

Because the aliens can see into people's souls and they picked the guys they thought could live a nice life instead of being dumb (aka... Guy 1 is dumber than Guy 2)... hah... I know all this because the aliens lived in my stomach for a year :P

Really, well, if they have enough power to brainwash the niceness couldn't they brainwash thought into Guy 1 so he is smarter? lol

lol... let's face it... Guy 1's hopeless :) - maybe we could try talking sense into him :P if not, I know lots of people with sharp objects :D

lol, yeah he is just a dummy and no sense can be talked into him so I guess now I wish I was attracted to Guy 2 lol but whatever I will just find a new guy

yay for Guy 3! (may he not be as dumb as Guy 1) Good luck :D

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