Guy 10 : Attractive, nice, good personality, but a dumb bunny
Guy 11 : Guy 3, but too old
Guy 12 : Guy 11, but with a gf
Guy 13 : Guy 3 with a gf
Guy 14 : Guy 3, but too young
Guy 15 : Guy 14, but with a gf
Guy 16 : Guy 3, but a friend's ex
Guy 17 : Guy 3, but a friend's brother
Guy 18 : Guy 3, but a friend's dad
Guy 19 : Guy 3, but your cousin
Guy 20 : Guy 3, but he's married
Guy 21 : Friend of Guy 3 (you want Guy 3, but you get a friend)
Guy 22 : Friend of a friend
Guy 23 : Friend of Guy 22
Guy 24 : Your roommate, who is a Guy 3, but it'd be too awkward
Guy 25 : Guy 24 with a gf
Guy 26 : Guy 10 with a gf
Guy 27 : Guy 10, but dumber (than even a dumb bunny)
Guy 28 : Gay
Guy 29 : Guy 28 with a bf
Guy 30 : Transvestite
Guy 31 : Guy 30 with a gf/bf (ya never know...)
Guy 32 : Not a guy at all.... actually a girl (with masculine issues)
Guy 33 : Guy 32/Girl 32 with a gf/bf
Guy 34 : Girl... a real girl.. a normal girl
Guy 35 : Guy 34 with a gf/bf
Guy 36 : Guy that's weirder than you...
Guy 37 : ...You're weirder than him
Guy 38 : Multiple personality disorder (Guy 1, 2, and 3)
Guy 39 : Guy 1 who is a manipulative bastard
Guy 40 : Guy 1 who is way to cocky
Guy 41 : Guy 1, and he knows is, but he keeps you around for ass
Guy 42 : Guy 2, but you keep him around for ass
Guy 43 : Guy 1 with a gf
Guy 44 : Guy 2 with a gf
Guy 45 : Guy 3 who turns into Guy 1
Guy 46 : Guy 3 who turns into a Guy 2
Guy 47 : Your best friend
Guy 48 : Guy 47 with a gf
Guy 49 : Guy 3, but too cocky
Guy 50 : Guy 3, but too feminine (you feel a bit more masculine than he is)
Guy 51 : Guy 3 with a kid
Guy 52 : Guy 3 with a different ethnicity
Guy 53 : Guy 3, too short
Guy 54 : Guy 3, too tall
Guy 55 : Guy 3 with a different religion
Guy 56 : Guy 3 who's bored of our list
Guy 57 : Guy 1, 2, or 3, but needs to name his member something hyper masculine
Guy 58 : Guy 3 who looks like a movie star
Guy 59 : Guy who is a movie star
Guy 60 : Guy in an underwear add
Guy 61 : Guy 3 who's too thin
Guy 62 : Guy 3 who's too heavy
Guy 63 : Guy 3 with too much facial hair
Guy 64 : Guy 3 who is too messy (...well aren't we gettting picky :D)
Guy 65 : Guy 3 who is neat freak
Guy 66 : A freak
Guy 67 : Guy 66 with a gf
Guy 68 : Guy 3 who's a bit too perfect
Guy 69 : Guy 3 who is addicted to sex (cum on girls, you know we just had to do it)
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Guy Infinity : The perfect MAN
Heh heh heh... Hey girls, if you have any ideas, e-mail them to us at [email protected], and type "Guys" in the subject line. :)
The reason for all of this....
lol... I know... maybe it's something to do with the fact that Guy 1 probably has a bigger ego than Guy 2 :P... or maybe Guy 1's not serious about anything and Guy 2 is... or Guy 2 has some experience Guy 1 doesn't have... or maybe it's their genes... or maybe (lol) Guy 2 was abducted by aliens who think guys in general are dumb and brainwashed him into being nice... or maybe... I'll stop now :D (aka... I have no idea) LOL I think that basically all those reasons combined work, but why couldn't they change Guy 1 (those mean aliens) 'cause then everything would be good :) but they don't :( Because the aliens can see into people's souls and they picked the guys they thought could live a nice life instead of being dumb (aka... Guy 1 is dumber than Guy 2)... hah... I know all this because the aliens lived in my stomach for a year :P Really, well, if they have enough power to brainwash the niceness couldn't they brainwash thought into Guy 1 so he is smarter? lol lol... let's face it... Guy 1's hopeless :) - maybe we could try talking sense into him :P if not, I know lots of people with sharp objects :D lol, yeah he is just a dummy and no sense can be talked into him so I guess now I wish I was attracted to Guy 2 lol but whatever I will just find a new guy yay for Guy 3! (may he not be as dumb as Guy 1) Good luck :D