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| Styles: "Welcome everyone to realECW's Barely Legal! We are in Madison Square Garden to kick it off! Im Joey Styles." Gertner: "And well, well, well. It is I, the quintessential stud muffin, Joel, I'm the one they want to pork, when I'm in New York, ...and when I'm near Niagara Falls, the fountains cum, when they lick my balls, Gertner!" |
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| "TIME TO PLAY THE GAME" hits and out walks HHH to get this party started. Big pop for Triple H as he does his usual pre match ritual with the water. Then the music gets sinister as Mankind makes his RECW/TRIPLEW debut. A low buzz from the crowd as he approaches the ring. |
| The two lock up! It dosent take long however for the fists to fly! Mankind gets the better as he backs Hunter into the corner. Finally a low blow by HHH turns the tide. Whip to the ropes followed up by a running high knee puts Mankind down! HHH immidiately exits the ring. From under the ring, out comes the sledge-hammer! Styles: "He knows from his past battles, it's going to take a lot to beat Mankind!" Gertner: "I agree! Mankind is a sicko who will eat your liver if he could!" Hunter looking very confident slides back into the ring. As Mankind staggers up, Hunter smashes him in the forehead with the hammer! Then the smile is gone as he notices Scott Hall & Kevin Nash are on stage watching. Styles: "This must be the test Syxxx was referring to!" Gertner: "Oh yeah!" Mankind gets up as HHH is looking at the Outsiders. Hunter finally turns around and. *MANDIBLE CLAW* Mankind locks it in and HHH is staggering and flailing about in a frenzy trying to break free! Hunter dives to the corner. Mankind's head hits the buckle breaking the hold! Mankind staggers close to the ropes and HHH clotheslines him right out over the top. Styles: "Here they come!" Gertner: "Who? Oh shit! The OUTSIDERS!" Hall and Nash hit the ring! HHH looks ready for anything. Hall extends his hand for a shake. HHH extends and gets kicked in the abdomin by Hall! Then Nash grabs HHH and delivers the *JACK-KNIFE* |
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| Styles: "HERE COMES COMMISSIONER HOGAN!!!!" Gertner: "WHAT!? WHY? Commissioner Hogan runs to the ring and the Outsiders bail like cowards! It appears that Hogan realizes the nWo threat. He is taking it seriously. He had to come make the save. Styles: "What an active role from the RECW Commissioner!" Gertner: "Yeah! Respect his AUTHORITIII!" (Cartman voice) |
| The fans are going crazy chanting for Hogan! He has cleared the ring and played hero................. for the last time! All of a sudden Hogan runs the ropes and lands the *LEGDROP* to HHH! Gertner: (Still in Cartman voice) "GOD DAMMIT!!!!!" Styles: "Oh no! Is he? Oh no not again! I thought it would be HBK coming back to lead the nWo! Not the RECW Commissioner!" |
| The Outsiders re-enter the ring and high 5 Hogan. Fans start throwing all their "Hulkamania" red and yellow merchandise at the nWo. By the time Hogan gets a mic, the ring is covered in red and yellow. Hogan, "WELL LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN DUDES! A GAVE YOU FANS A SECOND CHANCE! I WENT BACK TO THE RED AND YELLOW! AND WHAT DID I GET? I GOT CALLED TOO OLD, AND YOU GUYS GAVE ME A DESK JOB! WELL THE NWO IS BACK BROTHER! BUT THIS TIME IT WILL BE MUCH MUCH WORSE!" |
| Hogan drops the mic and the nWo exits just as Mankind slides back in under the bottom rope. He covers HHH for the 3 count. Winner: Mankind |
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