BEHOLD THE ETERNAL VAULT OF HORROR AND NASTY THINGS!

Presented by Mordo, the Brain of Doom

February 9, 2001- Death to Rabbits!

Mordo delights in bringing you the horror of FISH POETRY. Yes, FISH POETRY. Pathetic, disgusting humans, your society is DOOMED!

Further, there is the mind blasting terror of The 1980's toy archive! Witness the futile, pointless, inane life of a grown man obsessed with obscure toys based on poorly animated and voice acted television cartoons! Marvel at his obsession with the little-known Silverhawks, and wonder if he lives in his parent's basement!



February 02, 2001- Who keeps the metric system down!

Foolish humans, I, Mordo, bring you ultimate proof that your pathetic, mindless civilization is DOOMED! Behold, the ultimate horror of...

LARD RECEPTACLE AUCTIONS!

The horror continues with the mind-blasting terror of...

He Man She-Ra Masters of the Universe Collectibles Page!!!!!

Cower, human.