Gather �round the fire and let uncle T.J. tell you a story. It was in the year 5000 and I was at the tender age of 15. I was on the Love Boat talking to Captain Ahab. The little dude kept chasing me around and it was making me INSANE in the membrane! Then all of a sudden, we hit an iceberg as mass velocity. Some of the ice fell into my cup and, finally, I had a cold drink. I took a few shots to make sure that I got nice and drunk and we went under the water. I found myself climbing up the side of a very big ship. All I know is that I saw the words �Tit� and I was sold. I got on the boat and saw Rose. I said, �Rose� and she said �How do you know my name� and I said, �I don�t know.� About that time, I saw we were about to hit the same damn iceberg we had just hit. I figured I�d make the most of my time, so I painter Rose naked, gave her a quick fuck, and went back to the top deck. We hit the iceberg and I flew into the air. I skipped across the water about 6 times, which was my highest skippage at the time. I saw the boat sink and then noticed Rose on a board floating in the water. I went over to her and we held each other�s hand. The felt warm to me so I fell asleep. I awoke just in time to hear Rose say, �I�ll never let go,� and then the bitch let go. I was kicking and crawling to come out of the water like a dog in heat. When I got out I was in phone booth. I called my mom, said �Happy Momma�s Day,� jumped off the top of a building and, to make a long story short� Gather �round the fire and let uncle T.J. tell you a story.