Gather 'round the fire and let uncle T.J. tell you a story. It was 1365 and I was at the tender age of 16. I was on the Love Boat talking with Captain Ahab. The little dude kept chasing me and it was making me INSANE! Then, all of a sudden, we hit an iceberg. Some of the ice fell in my cup and finally, I had a cold drink. I took a big gulp as we went under the water. When I came back up, I saw a ship that had teh words "Titanic" on it. I got on the boat and saw Rose. I said, "Rose" and she said "How do you know my name?" and I said "I don't know." About that time i saw that the boat was heading toward the same damn iceberg we'd just hit. We made the collision and I fell out of teh boat. I skipped across the water about 6 times which was my highest skippage at that time. I found a board that Rose was on and went over to her. Teh water felt warm to me and so I fell asleep. I woke jut when she said, "I'll never let go." Then, the bitch let go. I was kicking and crawling to come out of the water like a dog in heat. When I got back to teh surface, I was hit by a bus. Well, to make a long story short... Gather 'round the fire and let uncle T.J. tell you a story.