Shit!
This is the very first uncle T.J. story ever sent out in the now infamous e-mails. It all started on February 6, 2001 at 4:19 PM. Although it was not the first uncle T.J. story ever created, it was the first sent. It all originated at a trip to Media Play. Boredom had begun to set in and the only thing that could save it was a humorous tale told by yours truly. From that, the idea branched to begin writing these stories and sending them to my friends. And now, for the first time, they are available for open viewing by the public. This first story was really short, which is a good thing after this long-winded introduction. I don�t know why the title is �Shit!� but just go with it. And now, on with the story.
Gather �round the fire and let uncle T.J. tell you a story. Back in 1946, when little Dick Nixon was at the ripe old age of 24, there was a little scandal called Watergate. I was in the hotel across the way and I called the front desk. I told them, �Listen up you pompous bastards, I can�t go to beddy by with all those streaming lights up in my face. So go up there and tell them to knock it off or ole T.J. here is gonna have to reach up and lay the smack down on each one of their unsuspecting asses.� So to make a long story short� Gather �round the fire and let uncle T.J. tell you a story.
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