| The Truth! |
We are all girls, aged 17 from Reading!Every august is when we actually realise why living in Reading has its good points...i mean its not every day you get to see thousands of fit moshers/goths/grebos/skaterz invade ure town! This years rock festival (not like previous ones) we decided to camp!Living like 10 minutes away has its advantages, everyone except me and Claudia (as we are proper grebos...or maybe just dirty) went home to wash and use proper toilets etc. Anywayz first day was wicked. We went to bed at like 1...okay it was our first time camping - we didnt know what the routine was!!also we were knackered, it is hard to put tents up ya know! We didnt get much sleep tho, i pitched the tent over stones and wasnt too popular the next morning and thanx to the annoying people walking round at 4am shouting 'TIMMY', Claudia who i was sharing with just had to reply and wake me up. This was heaven tho, non-stop lager, vodka, bacardi, beer, hash, some of the most finest blokes we've ever seen and of course, parents willing to drive to give us more drink...*yey* So the rest of the weekend went by,and a lot of random stuff happened Trust me! By now i'm bored of writing and probably dont want to go into much detail about some other things that have to be mentioned so all i will say is...YES all of these happened!!... -Shouting *HIYA* obviously! -Dissing Gemma -Getting in arguements with way to many people -Doing Dares -Kissing Dolphins -Met a guy in a Feeder top that let you rugby tackle him, we hung with him for a bit and he jumped in the mud/piss/shit area and was throwing it around haha -Eating too much Hash Fudge -Shouted *TIMMY* - come on everyone did yea?! -Snogging way to many random people -Becoming Pyromaniacs -Lobbing bottles in the crowd...yeh yeh i kno everyone did this year and last year what was so funny was that some people who i won*t mention *although we all know who!!* can*t throw and was bascially hitting people 2 rows infront of us LMAO -Lending some suntan lotion to some fit skaterz it was factor 50!!and they were saying we had sensative skin and so did they haha! -OMG the amount of people that moonied at us...bring it on haha -Stroking boys chests - one the boy in a bra(shown on the pix page) and another real lush Goth mmm -Seeing loads of Trannies and this one that looked like the Placebo guy with a PINK FEATHER BOA OHMYGOD!! -Collecting Other Peoples Shit - not literally - 1 rubber ducky called Cederick from Sam, 1 twirly light thing, 1 glow in the dark stick, one of camp YELLOW Fs above light lightbulbs...the list is endless really!!! -Stroked the Gopher -Went round shouting *FREE HUGS* and recieved loads and loads of free hugs -Had people unzip our tent when we were shouting TIMMY and happened to be getting changed and want us to go for a walk with them -Being right next to some real weird 'moshpit' type of thing when Papa Roach were playing, where 4 guys in their 20s/30s were on eachothers backs fighting and running into eachother!was kinda funny seeing people get hurt!but as we were on the outside of the pit it wasn*t thatfun for us! -Saw a Blue Chicken on a stick going through the crowds towards the front near the stage - see *chicken* page -Met the real TIMMY...really some random guy with Timmy spray painted on his t-shirt being wheeled in a shopping trolley pretending he was!! -Signed peoples arms for being 'Reading Girls' -Sung along to Greenday with some random guys and a guitar - only me and Claudia tho -Me and Claudia were asked to get our tits out a number of times by guys...this was probably due to the way we were dressed haha -Flirted with like how many guys!! -Have random people play some shit music(combine harvester) to us and dancing at like 6am when we were soooo lashed lying in bed watching -Drinking from bottles down boys trousers...not as dodgy as it sounds!!honest (RHIANNON!!) -Falling over on purpose -Shout *Rachel you fuckin rule!!* -Had some completely stoned guy sat outside our tent when we were trying to get some sleep, thanx to a guy we met earlier he got rid of him for us!! -Saw Gemma's Woffle and tits...not a nice experience...At All! -Went with Mark(a guy we met)to swap his yellow hat with a policemans hat...which he agreed to for a pic! -Saw a guy in a thong piss behind sum random tent! -Flirted with 40 year olds ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww haha -This guy also stuck his head between Rhiannons legs as if he was goin down on her haha -Shouted *Virgin in the tent* when Gemma was in bed...haha the requests she was getting :) However we made loads of new friends and we really wish we could keep in touch with the people we met!!So if you were the guys with the gopher, or the really really cute guy in the Goldfinger hoody that gave us his mashed up light thing!!or the guy from leicster with the yellow hat called mark, or Will who stayed with us round our fire in the arena cos he lost his mates!then please email us...and email us if you arent any of them yea cool. I think we all had a wicked time, even tho the whole weekend must of cost well over �120 it was damn worth it...just to see Gemma - a trendy at a rock festival roughing it, its well worth it!! HOME! |
| We were the HIYA girls on campsite YELLOW F!!! |