I went in here the other day man... Expensive beer, shite service, crap seating, dirty ashtrays, teeny weeny like goblin sized dance floor and no heating!!!
Being pissed off at waiting ages only to be told "Sorry mate, we dont do Stella, and Kronenbourg is off, fucking deliveries", I decided to have a Carlsberg Export instead, being that it was the strongest thing left on offer and I needed it after the price was told to me. I thought "Do I know this guy then?", firstly I'm wearing a suit (don't do it often, interview!) so you know, kind of expect a bit of the impersonal touch, and secondly, if I had mates like that twat I would have euthanasiated myself years ago. I was with a bunch of people so we got a table, there's more fucking legroom on a damn train carriage! Two of the girls with me were quite fat so it was, at least, a good laugh making them sit on the unshmoosable bench type thingy and watching the table (also bolted down) nearly unhook itself when ever they breathed out.
I went to the toilet, BIG MISTAKE!!! Smelly, no door locks, no toilet roll and wet floored, so I decided to hold it in til I got to the next pub, only other option being add to the puddle so I dont touch anything. Then, rather inebriatedly, onto the dance floor, where there was two bouncers and two birds. Tried running up the wall, BOOM, span around in circles trying to wreck a few times, did the "Dying Fly" and got booted out. Thank fuck for that! I needed an excuse to leave.
I checked out their website, typed in www.barmed.com and got a page selling surgical stockings and splints, wierd, apparently their site is www.bar-med.com easy mistake to make, but I admit I stayed on the stockings page for a lot longer than their flash-driven drivel.
Oh by the way, apparently they have a "Really cool cheesy Disco night" every now and then, so if you are really cool go to it. I am obviously not as the mere thought of it made me want to show him what Carlsberg looks like just before you drink it, the second time.
I'm barred now, and I love it!!!! Watch this space ha ha ha....
Oh yeh and, Nil Pont (no point(s))- I think you should all curl up n die!!!
