| Who the fuck are you?? |
| This seems to be a question you people love to ask... sobored, who the fuck are you, and why the fuck are you talking to me?? Usually I would explain, but I can't help but notice that my answers have become more and more sarcastic as time has gone by. Now I am known as "that wanker who called me 'a fucktard'" (mind my French). So rather than annoy nations of people and give New Zealand a bad name, here is a bit about me... be warned, this may take a while. So, it all started one fine morning, the 17th of May 1982 (e-mail me for the address to send the presents to)... I'll spare you the details of my youth, as eventful as I'm sure it was. Over the past few years I've been getting around a bit (Mental Patient, get your mind out of the gutter), travelling a fair amount to further my already incredible education *coughs "bullshit"* Went to Argentina for a year, which was the shit, and travelled South America. All in the States, lock up your daughters and prepare the welcome mats, coz it looks like the US is the next country on my hitlist. Incase I have never spoken to you before and you just thought "hey fuck it, I wanna know more about this sobored character" then here are a few lil things you might like to know. First and foremost, I live in beautiful New Zealand, in the lovely city of Auckland, so if you happen to be Australian I would not advise you take the piss at all, we all know you envy us... hey, we can't all be perfect. I work in a CD store called Sounds, which is one of the cruisiest jobs i have ever had... yup, listening to music all day really does take it outta you. On the music front I pretty much like anything, with the exception of country, which is the most pathetic form of music on this planet. My personal favourite, as you probably realised upon entering my site, is Metallica. Sports wise, I love rugby, cricket, judo and kick boxing. As if this all wasn't enough, I got to university where I'm studying communications, doing a double major next year in PR and journalism. So hopefully one day you'll look on the front page of a newspaper and see my name under one of the columns. And well, yeah, that covers the basics so I guess that's about me. Anything else, feel free to ask... PM me at your own risk though!! |